What floats my boat.....

[Nick]

Going to the local dogging lay-by in the car for a picnic with my kids.

Nice.

[Daggers]

Nice.

I'm all about the family

[MC Prussian]

Going to the local dogging lay-by in the car for a picnic with my kids.

Paedo Bear.

[AoWW]

Winning quite a tidy amount of money at Newmarket.

[Corky]

Hole in One at the putting green

[AoWW]

Hole in One at the putting green

Euphemism?

[Corky]

No, it was a brilliant shot

[Zingari]

Winning quite a tidy amount of money at Newmarket.

I hope your jockey didn't have to use the whip excessively

[cambridgefox]

Winning quite a tidy amount of money at Newmarket.

Well done you,i have managed to win a tidy sum on the evening meetings before and i like that buzz,but once lost £150 one night the day before i went on holiday,the wife went mad!

Hope the Scissor Sisters were not being too macho Bet the roads were gridlocked.

[cambridgefox]

No, it was a brilliant shot

From 8 inches!(that means 4 inches for blokes)

[cambridgefox]

That feeling when you are desperate for a piss and cant hold on any longer,but when you do go its the best piss you have ever had!

[Haydos]

That feeling when you are desperate for a piss and cant hold on any longer,but when you do go its the best piss you have ever had!

You know when you're bursting for a piss when you're on your way home and it sub-consciously builds up until you get home and it's right at the peak then 'cause you know you're able to go. Well, when that happens but you aren't able to 'cause someone's using the bathroom or something. It's the worst thing ever. You're about to just piss everywhere 'cause you've reached the toilet then you find out you can't.

Anyway. That grinds my gears or something.

[AoWW]

Being given lots of bottles of wine from relieved grateful pupils. Should keep me going for a while.

[I am Rod Hull]

Seeing my onions get to the size of cricket balls...

Planted 16 more on Sunday and they`ve already come through...

Green fingers and all that...

[Libertine]

Genuinely thought you were on about your testicles there.

[NeilyBoy]

Finally finding out my Uni have accepted my request to repeat my year of study after a long period of uncertainty.

Living on campus so I won't go awol next year ftw

[Haydos]

Genuinely thought you were on about your testicles there.

Me too

[I am Rod Hull]

Genuinely thought you were on about your testicles there.

Me too

I wish ..

[purpleronnie]

I wish ..

You would like cricket sized testicles?

[I am Rod Hull]

You would like cricket sized testicles?

Why not ?

[Wymsey]

Don't want them too heavy do you?

Edited 29 July 2011 by Wymeswold fox

[I am Rod Hull]

Don't want them too heavy do you?

Hmmm ! Some kind of ball hammock would be needed...

[FoxyPV]

WTF BBQ - If they got big enough you could bounce on them a la South Park.

Foxy Jr screaming every time we go into a clothes thus allowing me to miss any shopping that Ms Foxy and Step Foxy Jr had/ have planned.

Edited 29 July 2011 by FoxyPV

[I am Rod Hull]

WTF BBQ - If they got big enough you could bounce on them a la South Park.

Foxy Jr screaming every time we go into a clothes thus allowing me to miss any shopping that Ms Foxy and Step Foxy Jr had/ have planned.

Hats off to ya.. Good training..

[FoxyPV]

Hats off to ya.. Good training..

I didn't do anything but I'm over the moon with the results