General Smuts Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 The Quater Final Lyrics: Fez Vs LD3 Fez You wish you were a little bit taller, you wish you weren't smaller, You wish you had a girl, if you did she'd be called Paula, You wish you had a job, a Ferrari key fob and a cheese and onion cob You wish you were like 4 foot 6, weren't built like a stick of Twix between a bag of pick 'n' mix and some chicken drumsticks. I pity Fenerbahce, their form is so patchy, as shit as Apache Indian was catchy. Boom! Shak-a-lak! Now I'm on the attack, your shooting needs some work, just like Semih Senturk, I'm hot like a nacho, you're cold like Gazpacho, you'll never be macho (Ben thinks you're a twat Joe), You're a bore, a post whore, and you bottled Turf Moor, I got rhymes super quick like Gabby Agbonlahor. Photos do you no favours, you should go to Specsavers, You look cheesy like Quavers (but not the other flavours), Je pense que tu es un imbecile, tu es petit, je suis grande comme un mille, Je gagne hier, aujourd'hui et demain, je deteste le Fenerbache, j'adore Paris Saint-Germain. I apologise I'm not a true linguist, I'm still gonna win this, My rhymes are distinguished, your hopes will be extinguished, The Kop is really shit, you're responsible for it, I'm reppin' L1, it's been fun, but now you're done. LD3 1 Fez, 2 Fez, 3 Fez 4, It's the LD3 knocking at your door. Come to knock you out 'cuz your lyrics are poor, So then boy are you ready for war... Foxestalk's Fez real name David Bevan, Went off to France with a lady from Kesteven, Hope he didn't go to a strip club again, Wouldn't like to be there when the bill needs payin'. Loves Arsenal, jizzes all over their style of play, Rather be there than Filbert Way. Hates Chris Kamara he thinks a ****, Perhaps next time he'll be a bit more blunt. This things been shit, I know i'm out If only I could rap aswell as this lout. Couldn't even get a thing in about his indie music, Nobody has heard of his shit so I couldn't get to use it. Fox You Forest Vs A Fox In Essex Fox You Forest Fueled by Mk Dons hate. I think this chap needs to Masturbate. Too much pent up anger. Just find a cheap whore and bang 'er. He hates that fookin Chelsea Dagger Just take that whore and rag 'er It makes him go black and blue. Stop knocking one out over big John Carew. Loves gay lookin Steve Guppy. For the love of god he's a yuppy. Comes from Market Harborough. Makes love to the wildlife of Farnborough. A Fox In Essex will be beat. He sure makes those sheep bleat. Sadly for this beating there is no cure. In the next round I'll beat LD3 he knows the score. Safe Bitches. Recognize. A Fox In Essex Fox You Forest - FYF This one's in the bag so please stop wasting your breath You're like a rent boy who's addicted to meth And like Dennis Nilsen all I crave is your death You come from Coalville, a town full of coal And unlike your words my lyrics got soul You're rap is terrible, I'm gonna be a critic And I'll suggest that you just fook off back to Whitwick Your hometown's off J22/M1 I'm like the whoreson of a GPS and DJ Run So you'd better brush up on your geogrpahy Coz I'm gonna send your shitty rhymes to Coventry I'm the one, the only AFiE And my destruction of you is my legacy My supremacy has left you in the dark So just fook off back to Snibston Discovery Park Stez Vs Katy Stez sorry for the lateness of the rap, but i've been going through a crap load of jobs on katy's list, preventing my getting pissed i dared not desist, i hope i've not missed owt off katy's check-list. tv viewing of katy? she watches naught but QVC, makes stez angry, her eyes are blurry, specially the beauty i get in from work and go berserk, there's a lack of murk every light's on, costin' a bomb it's like the house is bloody neon stez wonders where the money goes katy knows, katy's clothes, the pile of frocks rose while stez chose asda's own brand, the pants feel like paper imbued with sand stez fears for his gland, when this rap, unplanned doth crash-land went to paris the night before last night i didn't get an invite, made me feel like shite? well it might, but i've been work my feelings knee-jerk? i should consider it a perk Katy Stez, you look old like Des (O'Connor) You got no honour, You're a goner, You look scruffy like Bez. Does he wash up? No, he never wash up, Put away your cup from whence you just sup. Does he clean up? No, he never clean up, You leave towels on the floor you mucky pup. I'm gonna turn off bloody Gardeners World, Stop perving over all the telly weather girls. He's so tight and he's so frugul, What is it with this obsession with Google? You get incredibly silly, Whenever anyone mentions Mark Wallingtons willy, Where you work is not very hilly, But in the winter it gets rather chilly. General Smuts Vs NSLL General Smuts Theres a preschooler i know goes by the name of Nussul He's a little emo mofo whose forever on the hustle Real names Ashley Jupp and he doesnt give a fook About the lovely ladies cos hes all about the cock! N to the S to the Double El His rymes are so wack that hes gan to hell He's Nussel FT's love muscle a big he's a fan of the brussell (sprout) Hark hear him shout, just look at facey bs and catch a peek of his pig snout Nowadays new school rap is all gangstas with gats This badboys so young he dont even remember Thundercats Last time out my boy caused a bit of a fuss, started some shit While we were watching toons he was on his mothers tits My rymes so big its like Sway - This Is My Promo Nussul heads so big hes like ET phoning homos Proprieter and chief poster in the All Nighter Thread Shame he can find a girl and fook her instead. NSLL Smutsie boy seems too gay for this hood Looking more queer than anyone could Wearing his cowboy hat, coloured bright pink Serious bro – consider a shrink Formerly named Leicesters Finest Fox Passes his time just dreaming of cocks? Can’t know for sure, can’t enter his mind What if we could?...fcuk knows what we’d find. He works for Nissan? Epic fail. You heard me right – he is a male Surprised me too, was not forseen He’s more of a girl than Libertine. Maybe I’m being a bit OTT But cmon blad, you got more on me. He seems sound enough, respect this lad 'Cause if you don’t, he might fcuk your dad. Good Luck Everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 it's gonna be close! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 Hope he didn't go to a strip club again, Wouldn't like to be there when THE BILL needs payin'. Missed the words out Edit them in please Smuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 Fez's. Even managed to worm my way into it. Scraping the barrel I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 21 February 2009 Author Share Posted 21 February 2009 fook me this is close. Stez did you make that change you were on about when you did daves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 Has anyone noticed that only AFiE has kept to the formula that was 1st put forward by Smuts (even Smuts doesn't keep to it!) AFiE wins by default in that case (As I should have beaten Fez last round. Frikkin rule bender! ) Oh, and LD3... you weren't even trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 21 February 2009 Author Share Posted 21 February 2009 Has anyone noticed that only AFiE has kept to the formula that was 1st put forward by Smuts (even Smuts doesn't keep to it!)AFiE wins by default in that case (As I should have beaten Fez last round. Frikkin rule bender! ) Oh, and LD3... you weren't even trying! I got rid of that rule after about 5 minutes cos peeps complained. I've let y'all roam with artistic licence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter3 Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 Fez has blatantly taken inspiration from Skee-lo for the first few lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoneDog Posted 21 February 2009 Share Posted 21 February 2009 I've voted y'all. Roll on the semis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Yeah very close unless you're me or LD3. AFIE's is very good so i don't mind going out to it, How Smuts is keeping up with Jupp I'll never know because that's the best by a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Sorry Smuts but NSLL's is quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Has anyone noticed that only AFiE has kept to the formula that was 1st put forward by Smuts (even Smuts doesn't keep to it!)AFiE wins by default in that case (As I should have beaten Fez last round. Frikkin rule bender! ) Oh, and LD3... you weren't even trying! I know, I left it too late and then I couldn't think of anything. It's too much work doing these. Fez has blatantly taken inspiration from Skee-lo for the first few lines. Fez is a lyrical thief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox You Forest Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 I have no idea what rule he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 NSLL is quality. Smuts got murked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Safe Bitches.Recognize. Winner! Give that man the $10K! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 fook me this is close.Stez did you make that change you were on about when you did daves? aye, i did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 When does voting close Smutty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 I voted Fez, FYF, Katy & NSLL. Sorry Ben, I feel dirty voting against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 22 February 2009 Author Share Posted 22 February 2009 When does voting close Smutty? As soon as people stop voting for nussul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Fez is a lyrical thief How else did he beat me last round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 As soon as people stop voting for nussul Well hurry up because Stez is closing in on me! How else did he beat me last round? Sour Le Grapes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Sour Le Grapes Bah, if I hadn't voted for you, I'd still be in! (For the record, yes, I was that stoopid! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James. Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Fez and NSLL absolutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 I voted Fez, FYF, Katy & NSLL.Sorry Ben, I feel dirty voting against you. Don't worry about it, I almost voted against me myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 February 2009 Share Posted 22 February 2009 Don't worry about it, I almost voted against me myself Only a fool would do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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