peterborofox Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Thought i would start a topic on what the funniest moments of the season are. But these dont just have to be on the pitch. Mine are: The bloke at Swindon away who was going through the turnstile before me, then realising he was too big and the stewards had to open the big gate for him! He found it funny though. Mike Stowell, Stockdale and Warner having a go at the Posh groundman who had the goal fenced off before the game. They went and pullled it down before getting in a long arguement with this little fat Posh bloke while the City fans were singing 'You don't know what you're doing!' at him! Chanting 'Gippo, Gippo' at the long haired Posh bloke at half time holding up a board with the winning raffle numbers. He did take it quite well though! A steward at Swindon who got so much grief for wearing a 'hat from primark' he shouted abuse back put up his middle finger and got sacked! These are obviously a few but i could have written many more, what others funny moments have you seen this season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 - A spider crawling through the hair then down the back of the lad in front in L1. - A Phil Taylor lookalike in the Posh end at the Walkers. - The Train guy at Walsall away going on to Joe about his "Railcard" in the worst fooking accent imaginable. - Every minute of Cheltenham away. - The vast majority of Hartlepool away (league) - Kilworth entering Keele services in a vintage city shirt when it was packed out with shirted United and Liverpool fans coming up from Devon. - The I.D issues in Southend - Being 20 minutes late for Yeovil away was a huge giggle. - Peterborough's own goal still cracks me up - The Tranmere BOYYYYZZZZ to our left on that Tuesday night. - The Stewards at Huddersfield, cants. - Taking a de-tour through Central London and getting horribly lost after Brighton - skipping a queue of over 150 at Brighton for the bus service they run and when challenged saying "big clubs don't queue." But the winner has to be the Millwall fan who tried to hunt us down at Tower Bridge station walking sideways chanting MIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 But the winner has to be the Millwall fan who tried to hunt us down at Tower Bridge station walking sideways chanting MIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL That will never tire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 The Groundsman at Bristol Rovers away losing it with the City fans and being escorted out the ground. Barry Hayles kicking the ball into his own face at Southend. Maxi Gradels dance at Southend Jobbers banter with the kids in the home stand at Hartlepool Watching the steward in front of us at Tranmere, who had a bet on them winning 2-1 @ 200-1, WILLING us to score a goal - to no avail! and his m8 feeding us chocolate eclairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Swindon - Chavvy steward storming off. Cheltenham - Tevez claiming he could walk to Glasgow in a day. Stockport - Maybes' shouting I love you Lloyd. Are 3 that come to mind immediately. I'll think of more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe. Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Steward getting removed at Swindon away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommeh Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Andy - floating fox - "OHHHHHHH BAAAAAAAAARRRY" on the train to Palace LD3 - Train to walsall - guy nickenamed PUBES! Ahahahahahahahahaha Hartlepool JPT - Lawrence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-man Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 HOWARDS GONNA GET YA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 HOWARDS GONNA GET YA Oh god yeah this too! That goalie got soooo Mardy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 LD3 - Train to walsall - guy nickenamed PUBES! :laugh:! Yes! Plus all of the 2nd Hartlepool away, especially Jamie throwing milk over Andy's car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross-Kemp Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Swindon away - The steward in the burberry hat Smuts ??? - robbing the stewards hat at Quorn Joe Mattock trying to get in Jess / Sians underwear at Quorn The ticket inspector on the way back from Walsall, fooking legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterborofox Posted 25 April 2009 Author Share Posted 25 April 2009 Swindon away - The steward in the burberry hatSmuts ??? - robbing the stewards hat at Quorn Joe Mattock trying to get in Jess / Sians underwear at Quorn The ticket inspector on the way back from Walsall, fooking legend Thats what i was on about that was hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backinthebigtime Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Away at Huddersfield, when my lad was struggling to get the top off his (very) hot chocolate and watching him accidentally tip some down the neck of the old boy sat on the row in front who turned round and looked as us as though he had either been shot or stung by an 8' killer bee....and the funniest bit was the people sat with us and in the next few seats trying their hardest not to laugh too loudly and the guys indignace....sorry chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Away at Huddersfield, when my lad was struggling to get the top off his (very) hot chocolate and watching him accidentally tip some down the neck of the old boy sat on the row in front who turned round and looked as us as though he had either been shot or stung by an 8' killer bee....and the funniest bit was the people sat with us and in the next few seats trying their hardest not to laugh too loudly and the guys indignace....sorry chap. Ouch! That must have bloody hurt shouldnt laugh but I wish Id have seen that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbfox Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Swindon away - chavvy 'steward' being kicked out and 'its gonna rain in a minute/we're the wet side over here' chants Bristol away - 'you've only got one ball/two balls/three balls' after their lot kept kicking the ball out the ground and taking a couple of minutes to get a new one Bristol away - groundsman gesturing at us after the match, only to be led away to 'you're getting sacked in the morning' chants Fulham away - seeing some guy get his glasses COMPLETELY bent in half after the celebrations for our second goal Leeds home - going with the missus who claimed to be 'ill', only to see her jumping up and down and screaming as we scored. 'Ill' my arse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lou Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Forgot.......... Fulham away we were sat next to the aisle and there was one step a lot bigger than the others......... nine out ten people were stumbling down it (no one got hurt so it was hilarious ) you really had to be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.J Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Colchester, home. One of their defenders getting too much purchase on the ball when heading it back to his keeper and going out for a corner. Also one of those lovely folks at milwall throwing a bottle of beer at one of their own players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 At home to Peterborough. George Boyd cracks a half volley wide, but it hits the side netting. Of course the Peterborough fans think that they've pulled a goal back, so they start cheering, only to get brought back down to earth when we have a goal kick. Cheltenham away was one of the best laughs this season too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted 25 April 2009 Share Posted 25 April 2009 Barry Hayles kicking the ball into his own face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koke Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 - Arriving late at MK Dons and missing Fryatt's early goal, tumbling up the stairs in a pretty bad state looking like the black Bernie - Taunting all the Man Utd "fans" away at Huddersfield. We probably knew more about Keigan Parker's abilities than they did. - Posh fans celebrating for about 5 seconds after George Boyd hit the side netting. I still giggle at that. - Refused to enter the train home at St Pancras after the Southend game cos I missed the earlier one and was told to pay £46 (rip-off), only for a Derby fan to save my day and give me a free ticket home. If you're somehow reading this, I love you mate. I laughed at myself for being unlucky and lucky in the space of 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibbyfox Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 Can't believe no-one's mentioned ............................... THE CHELTENHAM CONGA!!! A classic that will stay with me for ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cropwellfox Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 Dean Windass' England Number 1 performance (wasn't particularly funny at the time though! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-man Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 Abuse of the Tranmere Youf Squad at Prenton Park Hiding from the cameras at Yeovil (For anyone that knows that story, I was grassed up ages ago by a family friend on Facebook) The Phil Tufnell lookalike on the seafront at Southend. Epic shout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaspal1000 Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 Walsall away Ince getting abused (but taking it well) Steward getting smacked with snowball in face Snowball fight after match =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 26 April 2009 Share Posted 26 April 2009 Smuts ??? - robbing the stewards hat at QuornJoe Mattock trying to get in Jess / Sians underwear at Quorn This. Apparently later that night i spoke to Joe Mattock on the phone. I called him a ****. I barely remember this. 3 bottles of StongyB's for £3 = Smuts heaven. I took £20 with me. I had no change and the tinnies i took vanished too. Where were you stood during this Mr Kemp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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