leftsideoverhere Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 The department I work in is looking to recruit a part-time member of staff to help me run a database, and associated software systems. If there's a foxestalk user who's sufficiently techie to know what 'sql' stands for without looking it up on google, and how to optimise database tables, yet sufficiently young / inexperienced / cheap to think a part-time job in the public sector might be up their street, please get in touch. It's not very well paid, but we're fun people to work with, and it's a project with some real social value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 Cheap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 Where's it based? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozwin Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 I don't know what SQL means, although I've heard of it, something to do with databases right? But I can learn, and have enthusiasm! Plus is it perminant? I'm temping over Christmas at the minute and it's hard to motivate myself knowing I'll be leaving in the new year. When do I start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lillehamring Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 I don't know what SQL means, although I've heard of it, something to do with databases right? But I can learn, and have enthusiasm! Plus is it perminant? I'm temping over Christmas at the minute and it's hard to motivate myself knowing I'll be leaving in the new year.When do I start? i'm guessing you have to be able to spell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozwin Posted 4 December 2009 Share Posted 4 December 2009 Leave me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DB11 Posted 5 December 2009 Share Posted 5 December 2009 Leave me alone. uoyourm weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 5 December 2009 Share Posted 5 December 2009 The department I work in is looking to recruit a part-time member of staff to help me run a database, and associated software systems. If there's a foxestalk user who's sufficiently techie to know what 'sql' stands for without looking it up on google, and how to optimise database tables, yet sufficiently young / inexperienced / cheap to think a part-time job in the public sector might be up their street, please get in touch. It's not very well paid, but we're fun people to work with, and it's a project with some real social value. If only I knew what SQL stood for, what optimising database tables meant and what a public sector is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lavrentis Posted 5 December 2009 Share Posted 5 December 2009 Where is it based? Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dames Posted 5 December 2009 Share Posted 5 December 2009 I got distinction for my Database Unit on my Btec national. Do i qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 5 December 2009 Share Posted 5 December 2009 If only I knew what SQL stood for, what optimising database tables meant and what a public sector is. SQL = Structured Query Language Optimising databases = replacing the hamster in the wheel Public sector = what people tell you when they work for MI6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftsideoverhere Posted 5 December 2009 Author Share Posted 5 December 2009 SQL = Structured Query LanguageOptimising databases = replacing the hamster in the wheel Public sector = what people tell you when they work for MI6 Two out of three, Sly. Not bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 7 December 2009 Share Posted 7 December 2009 Two out of three, Sly. Not bad. Which two? I did a HND in Software Engineering but didn't enjoy it, hindsight tells me I was young and stupid and should have topped it up to degree level. Now I have a not so lucrative career in sales. Which, incidentally I have 12 days left before I'm made redundant. The joys of a recession!! Considering doing something else, maybe go back to study law if I can find a way to pay the mortgage. If I knew now, what I thought I knew when I was 20, I’d have been an Electrician. Everyone needs one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 7 December 2009 Share Posted 7 December 2009 I’d have been an Electrician. Everyone needs one!! Me? Plumber. Or train driver. Or porn star. Or a train driving porn star who plumbs women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sly Posted 9 December 2009 Share Posted 9 December 2009 Me? Plumber. Or train driver. Or porn star. Or a train driving porn star who plumbs women. Where do I apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 9 December 2009 Share Posted 9 December 2009 Where do I apply? I think they've cut back on all of those vacancies, at least it appeared so as my ejection from the Central Trains' Driver Selection Fair was swift and conclusive: I think it has something to do with the economic downturn, but they didn't want to discuss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leicesterboi Posted 17 December 2009 Share Posted 17 December 2009 Just to let you guys know, I took this job. Worst decision EVER!!! Quit my normal job as Admin Clerk quite hastily as the grass seemed greener! Plan on handing in my notice on Monday, can't bare this anymore!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 21 December 2009 Share Posted 21 December 2009 Just to let you guys know, I took this job.Worst decision EVER!!! Quit my normal job as Admin Clerk quite hastily as the grass seemed greener! Plan on handing in my notice on Monday, can't bare this anymore!!! better bump this post back up then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 21 December 2009 Share Posted 21 December 2009 Just to let you guys know, I took this job.Worst decision EVER!!! Quit my normal job as Admin Clerk quite hastily as the grass seemed greener! Plan on handing in my notice on Monday, can't bare this anymore!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 21 December 2009 Share Posted 21 December 2009 Just to let you guys know, I took this job.Worst decision EVER!!! Quit my normal job as Admin Clerk quite hastily as the grass seemed greener! Plan on handing in my notice on Monday, can't bare this anymore!!! Sorry to hear that but it's a learning experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tilley Posted 21 December 2009 Share Posted 21 December 2009 Just to let you guys know, I took this job.Worst decision EVER!!! Quit my normal job as Admin Clerk quite hastily as the grass seemed greener! Plan on handing in my notice on Monday, can't bare this anymore!!! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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