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Facecloth

Facecloth

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Surely a little common sense is needed. Is it likely that a couple over 70 would watch porn? Of course there is always a possibility but if they did why dispute it and tell the world?

Of course a bloke in his 70's would watch porn! And they aren't telling the world, she is! And he can't face up and admit it, so he's gone along with it.

She's obviously opened the bill, took one look and said

Ann: "Eh up Ron, this bill isn't right, there's £200 worth of porn on it. You haven't been watching dirty movies have you?"

Ron:"No love, wasn't me. Why would I need to watch those kind of films? I've got you darling."

Ann: "Well I better call them and make a complaint."

Later she gets off the phone.

Ann: "Well Ron, they're saying the bills right and somebody has been watching this filth on our account. They say we've got to pay up."

Ron: "Well love, if that's what they say, we'll have to pay I guess."

Ann:"No Ron, I'm going to the papers over this, it's not good enough."

Ron's options are:

"Alright love I'm sorry, it was me" and get a massive bollocking and no dinner for the next few weeks, or

"Ok love, whatever you say." As he sits sheepishly in his chair and hope his lie won't go too far.

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Facecloth

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I don't watch porn/  I have never watched porn over the internet. and I am only in my 60's. I was just assuning a bloke of over 70 would have grown out of it and have a different view of it to younger men,

Assume being the operative word. Just because you haven't doesn't mean he wouldn't.

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Carl the Llama

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As someone who works with a guy who keeps coming to my desk to disturb me with shitty jokes or really tired puns which I have to be polite and pretend to laugh at, I have no sympathy for any of you pricks who can't handle having a different sense of humour to somebody and just shut the **** up about it.

 

 

Good morning by the way.

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*just Carl the Llama on a rant about people not being able to behave maturely when they disagree with someone's sense of humour. I got no problem with Rincy.

I wouldn't have managed to get all that on the photo!

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