SOCCERROO FOX Posted 29 May 2011 Author Share Posted 29 May 2011 It's actually ludicrous how often this happens to me. Why do people call you mum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asha Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 I accidently kissed a teacher once too I guess that would count as pretty embarrassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 'Accidental.' Save it for the judge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 May 2011 Author Share Posted 30 May 2011 Was it a male teacher? How can you accidentally kiss a teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Asha, explain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajthefox Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 I accidently kissed a teacher once too I guess that would count as pretty embarrassing. you rekon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 30 May 2011 Author Share Posted 30 May 2011 you rekon? Not if she was a TILF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AoWW Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Hmm. something tells me I wouldn't get away with "accidentally" kissing a pupil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mee Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 I accidently kissed a teacher once too I guess that would count as pretty embarrassing. Fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencer Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE EASILY DISGUSTED. My friend was using a vibrator on his girlfriend's forbidden area once, whilst doing her from behind. The battery ran out but he carried on anyway.. He got a bit carried away, and thumbed it in too far and lost it. Being the absolute lad that he is he carried on until he'd finished.. then explained to her what had happened.. She didn't believe him, and was searching round her room for it for some time. In the end she came to the conclusion that he was telling the truth, and rushed out of the room. He spent the next 10 minutes with his ear pressed up to the bathroom door, until he heard the *clunk* of it clashing with the toilet seat on it's way to freedom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Brilliant story spencer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 I accidently kissed a teacher once too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE EASILY DISGUSTED. My friend was using a vibrator on his girlfriend's forbidden area once, whilst doing her from behind. The battery ran out but he carried on anyway.. He got a bit carried away, and thumbed it in too far and lost it. Being the absolute lad that he is he carried on until he'd finished.. then explained to her what had happened.. She didn't believe him, and was searching round her room for it for some time. In the end she came to the conclusion that he was telling the truth, and rushed out of the room. He spent the next 10 minutes with his ear pressed up to the bathroom door, until he heard the *clunk* of it clashing with the toilet seat on it's way to freedom! No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyPV Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Hmm. something tells me I wouldn't get away with "accidentally" kissing a pupil. Ms Foxy did I argued with a sub teacher for about 5 minutes claiming that she was my auntie, which she correctly refuted. I was P3 at the time though. Spencer - great story . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Spencer - not going to reveal my most embarrasing story on here, all i'll say is it involves a teacher and i was in year 2 at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mee Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Spencer - not going to reveal my most embarrasing story on here, all i'll say is it involves a teacher and i was in year 2 at the time. Shit in her shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 no, more embarrasing than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mee Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 no, more embarrasing than that. Spill the beans. Come on, we're all friends here... :sge: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Finished a job at 10pm in a village outside leicester, pulled a girl on the bus to town (meaning I still had to get another bus to mine) and she offered to pay for me to get into fanclub and for my drinks, brilliant I thought. I couldn't afford to get back to mine and was too lazy to walk, I ended up shagging her at her house - she paid the taxi - purely to save a 45 minute walk, anyway I fell asleep half way through and her dad chased me out in the morning, I then had to go through the shame of ringing my mum to come and pick me up from the arse end of nowhere and trying to bullshit how I'd ended up there for the whole car journey. Niiiice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Spill the beans. Come on, we're all friends here... :sge: No, it's more embarrasing than asha accidently kissing his teacher. and Unit - :laugh: , top work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 and Unit - :laugh: , top work. Credit Crunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mee Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Finished a job at 10pm in a village outside leicester, pulled a girl on the bus to town (meaning I still had to get another bus to mine) and she offered to pay for me to get into fanclub and for my drinks, brilliant I thought. I couldn't afford to get back to mine and was too lazy to walk, I ended up shagging her at her house - she paid the taxi - purely to save a 45 minute walk, anyway I fell asleep half way through and her dad chased me out in the morning, I then had to go through the shame of ringing my mum to come and pick me up from the arse end of nowhere and trying to bullshit how I'd ended up there for the whole car journey. Niiiice. , what did you end up telling your mum? Did the man catch you? And more importantly, how fit was the girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 , what did you end up telling your mum? Did the man catch you? And more importantly, how fit was the girl? Told her I'd been at a girls, no qualms about that, it was more explaining why I was sweating and half a mile from any other houses that was difficult... "I thought there was a bus stop down here". The dad gave up quite quickly and as for the girl... you wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 30 May 2011 Share Posted 30 May 2011 Credit Crunch You said she paid for your drinks, and yet you didn't have enough to get back from town - hence you must not have had enough to get back from town in the first place, so why go into town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted 31 May 2011 Share Posted 31 May 2011 You said she paid for your drinks, and yet you didn't have enough to get back from town - hence you must not have had enough to get back from town in the first place, so why go into town? Bus route from work, I worked in blaby and live near braunstone, so it was the 84 to town then I'd have to get another bus out. from town, Americanscott will back me up on this that I used to make a loss on most shifts, they'd put me in for like 2 hours and I'd end up spending a tenner on busses. This was a poor day where had I not gone back to the girls I'd have been faced with a long walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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