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The "do they mean us?" thread

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They've rustled us guys...this is clearly why we're top... http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/webb-of-lies.html?m=1

Howard Webb match-fixing and doping...

For all the fans wishing us well it seems 1 in 20 thinks we are cheating.

As much as I say fvck em this will end up dulling the shine that is our season.

Sooner or later some tw@ at the FA will want us investigated.

No Smoke and all that Bollox

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They've rustled us guys...this is clearly why we're top... http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/webb-of-lies.html?m=1

Howard Webb match-fixing and doping...

Haha Madley has ref us, Friend can't cos he's from Loughborough. Then quite a few of the others mentioned are not full time PL refs but we've had them plenty of times in the Championship. Edited by Cardiff_Fox
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How on earth has he come to the conclusion that we were the least fit team last year?

He must think last in the league = least good at everything

I wonder if he is ever awake at night and realises his job is making up conspiracies about Football, when his childhood dream was to make a difference in this world.

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Fox_in_spain, on 08 Mar 2016 - 08:53 AM, said:snapback.png

They've rustled us guys...this is clearly why we're top... http://footballisfix...f-lies.html?m=1

Howard Webb match-fixing and doping...

 

 

And how have Leicester City, whose players are given two full days off per week (more than any other team), been able to have the two fastest players in the EPL this season (one of whom is 29 years old), and 3 of the seven quickest.
And how can a team instantly become incredibly fit overnight?

Leicester City train less but run quickest...
... and they instantly became the second fittest team in the league having been the least fit!

 

 

Maybe, just maybe, there is a correlation between not training as much as other teams and being fitter and faster, maybe over working the body causes stresses and strains that result in injuries which inhibit performance. Just maybe focussing all energy on being 100% fit for a match day means players perform better. Or it could be that we are actually vampires and sucking the life force from former players that are locked in the KP basement.

 

I'm surprised they've not mentioned that all we do is go out drinking and eat pizza, and yet are still the fastest and fittest team in the league.

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It's 'forcibly blow a bunch of air through your nose' type of funny.

 

I did that twice while reading that one and a little L.O.L. for Marc Albrighton. 

 

2 exhales and 1/2 a L.O.L. , which puts it below a Claudio Ranieri press conference but above an episode of "2  Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" on the mirthometre.

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They've rustled us guys...this is clearly why we're top... http://footballisfixed.blogspot.co.uk/2016/03/webb-of-lies.html?m=1

Howard Webb match-fixing and doping...

 

 

 

Attwell, Friend, Hooper, R. Madley, A. Madley, Scott, Stroud, Dowd and Foy (

 

Attwell - Not select group

Friend - Leicestershire FA

Hooper - Not select group

R Madley - Has reffed us and had controversial calls

A Madley - Not select group

Scott - Only reffed about 3 premier league games, spends most the time in the championship

Stroud - Not select group

Dowd - Injured

Foy - Retired

 

 

Wtf lol

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Fox_in_spain, on 08 Mar 2016 - 08:53 AM, said:snapback.png

 

 

Maybe, just maybe, there is a correlation between not training as much as other teams and being fitter and faster, maybe over working the body causes stresses and strains that result in injuries which inhibit performance. Just maybe focussing all energy on being 100% fit for a match day means players perform better. Or it could be that we are actually vampires and sucking the life force from former players that are locked in the KP basement.

 

I'm surprised they've not mentioned that all we do is go out drinking and eat pizza, and yet are still the fastest and fittest team in the league.

 

The fact that he underlines every major claim instead providing a link to his statistics proving for instance that we were the least fit team in the league and the use of strings of hash signs to finish incriminating sentences tells you he's definitely on to something.

 

Now I'm not saying that this man spends his days making up conspiracy theories in his parents' basement and crying into a jizz stained handkerchief over his inadequately sized manhood, but the only other way to wind up writing a blog like that is by ##### ### ##### ##### ###### ### ####### ###### ########### #### #### ## ######. (Being put under house arrest for hanging around playgrounds with bags of sweets)

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The fact that he underlines every major claim instead providing a link to his statistics proving for instance that we were the least fit team in the league and the use of strings of hash signs to finish incriminating sentences tells you he's definitely on to something.

 

Now I'm not saying that this man spends his days making up conspiracy theories in his parents' basement and crying into a jizz stained handkerchief over his inadequately sized manhood, but the only other way to wind up writing a blog like that is by ##### ### ##### ##### ###### ### ####### ###### ########### #### #### ## ######. (Being put under house arrest for hanging around playgrounds with bags of sweets)

What a strange man. If this was a Chris Morris/Charlie Brooker type show it would be funny but scanning his other posts he seems really bitter, paranoid, odd and a bit of an idiot.

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