General Smuts Posted 8 December 2011 Share Posted 8 December 2011 PLEASE READ BEFORE VOTING Vacamion Vs isaidno Vacamion “I said NO!”. Dude. We all wish yo’ momma had. ‘Cos you’re about as popular as an ass rape herpes jihad. You’ll get sweet f’ck all for Christmas, as you’ve been a naughty boy Like that time at the Infirmary, when they removed your Dad’s sex toy Isaidno said to Santa “Sex stops so suddenly. Prior to pulling pants off, I’m pulling faces and pumpin’ sex pee. Luckily the lasses I’m loving are loathe to leave me alone Since I slip them a sneaky rohypnol before I try to give the dog my bone”. Santa’s like “What the **** dude?” and suggested that Isaidno was a rapist If the girls he’s picking up are slipped a Mickey to help them stay pissed. The lesson we gotta learn from this is that Isaidno’s a lost cause Unlike that lovely Vacamion, who’s got the raps, the style and the baws. isaidno Foxestalkers , gather round and listen Destroying Vacamion is my latest mission He likes girlie drinks , bacardi and schweppes This guy gets a boner watching H from steps Vacamions lethargic, he's allways on pause He's got a beer belly like Santa Claus He's a bit of a nerd , a complete and utter dork I'm popping off lyrics like the one and only Chesney Hawkes Vacamions ancient , he really is decrepit His rapping is pathetic , his lyrics are bulls**t I've destroyed this guy , I'm quite a performer I've got more lyrics than Snow on Informer General Smuts Vs Stez General Smuts Surprise, Surprse Stez's rap is late again, he needs to barrel on I'll light a fire under him like a crackhead getting spooning wrong Stez has got game, he'll get your coat, you've pulled a gentleman He's so fucking charitable he'll give self raising flour to an orphan I'm half english half irish but that don't work for the next diss Like Man United and Dignitas patients Stez is going out to the Swiss He's got a fear of giants, Feefiphobia of Peter Crouch, The ladies call him Speedy Gonzales cos in the sack he aint no slouch Life is like a box of chocolates, it dont last long for fatties Like erectile dysfunction theres no hard feelings, you batties Got 3 inches of pure pleasure satisfaction not guarenteed Like O2 were better connected just ask the Human Centipede Stez From the depths of the sea, back to the block smutty smutty sluts, Funky, yes but of the Dick Went so low on that ass, but it's still the same London is the spot where he served his cane Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip two thizzle and ele'izzle the yizzear for me to **** up that shit So I ain't holdin nuttin back And mother****er I got five verses on the 8-track It's like this and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat] Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back [Yeah, so peep out the manuscript You see that it's a must we drop gangsta shit] What's my mother****in name? It's the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin Yiggy yes y'allin, Stez Doggy Dogg in the mother****in house like everyday Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. legg Like I said, niggaz can't **** with this And niggaz can't **** with that shit that I drop cuz ya know it don't stop Mr. One Eight Seven on a mother****in cop Tic toc never the glock just some nuts and a cock Robbin mother****ers then I kill dem blood claats Then I step through the fog and I creep through the smog Cuz I'm Stez Doggy Dog Now I don't want to cast aspersions but Stez has just used the lyrics to Who Am I by Snoop Dogg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 8 December 2011 Share Posted 8 December 2011 Stez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 8 December 2011 Author Share Posted 8 December 2011 He changed literally 2 words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isaidno Posted 8 December 2011 Share Posted 8 December 2011 Please vote for me coz I want to destroy smuts in the final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacamion Posted 8 December 2011 Share Posted 8 December 2011 Please vote for me coz I want to destroy smuts Have you brought lube with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 8 December 2011 Author Share Posted 8 December 2011 Have you brought lube with you? He won't need it. It'll be like a pencil in a cave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 9 December 2011 Share Posted 9 December 2011 Come on! 2 thizzle and elizzle! Mr dr legg! 8-track! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 12 December 2011 Author Share Posted 12 December 2011 Congratulations to isaidno who will be up against that formidable scamp General Smuts in the final. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 12 December 2011 Share Posted 12 December 2011 What a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 12 December 2011 Share Posted 12 December 2011 'give self-raising flour to an orphan' lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 12 December 2011 Author Share Posted 12 December 2011 I'm clearly the one line wonder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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