Zingari Posted 11 April 2012 Share Posted 11 April 2012 have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 11 April 2012 Share Posted 11 April 2012 have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ? The what button?.. first ive heard of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgefox Posted 11 April 2012 Share Posted 11 April 2012 have you tried gently stroking the scroll button ? Something is happening to my hard drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxondale Posted 11 April 2012 Share Posted 11 April 2012 I'm no expert, but maybe you need to get someone to boot your floppy to get your hard drive to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nothin2seehere Posted 11 April 2012 Share Posted 11 April 2012 I've heard the new Windows has a backdoor exploit. My ports are being probed as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 13 April 2012 Share Posted 13 April 2012 hold your space bar, then control and enter Dear God, it's like a Carry on Quotes/seaside postcard thread! Piston broke... yeah, sho am I.. hic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 13 April 2012 Share Posted 13 April 2012 Dear God, it's like a Carry on Quotes/seaside postcard thread! Piston broke... yeah, sho am I.. hic I was thinking more like Donald McGill seaside postcards such as; Attractive busty young girl ( being held in water by lusty looking lifeguard ) “ will I really sink if you take your finger out Mr Horniman” or; lusty lifeguard “ if I rescue you , what’s in it for me?” busty girl “ sand mister” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 13 April 2012 Share Posted 13 April 2012 Donald McGill was imprisoned for some of his work, it was considered highly offensive...yet it's nothing by todays standards Anyway... Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this." And of course... Mrs Slocombes pussy... (If you dont know what I mean, ask yer dad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 April 2012 Share Posted 14 April 2012 Can you squeeze a small one in? That's what she said! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEGGSY Posted 14 April 2012 Share Posted 14 April 2012 That's what she said! WAHEEEYYY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orkneyfox Posted 19 April 2012 Share Posted 19 April 2012 For lent, I decided to give up sexual innuendos. It was so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilo Posted 19 April 2012 Share Posted 19 April 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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