act smiley Posted 6 October 2012 Share Posted 6 October 2012 I'm really, really, bad at starting conversations with people. This becomes a problem when speaking to a Swedish blonde at a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21st Century Fox Posted 6 October 2012 Share Posted 6 October 2012 I'm really, really, bad at starting conversations with people. This becomes a problem when speaking to a Swedish blonde at a bar. What's your favourite ABBA song? Easy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 6 October 2012 Author Share Posted 6 October 2012 Did you buy the saab ? I did try to tell you convertibles aren't very practical . yes Ahh if only id listened to Zing.... (how many times have we all said that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 6 October 2012 Share Posted 6 October 2012 I swear we never put the heating on this early last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 7 October 2012 Share Posted 7 October 2012 I need to iron some shirts for work, but I also wouldn't mind playing a bit of FIFA. I can't decide whether to watch some El Classico while I iron, or something I Sky+ed the other night, or if I should play some FIFA for a bit and iron while I watch MOTD2 later. Life's so shit sometimes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphericalfox Posted 7 October 2012 Share Posted 7 October 2012 I need to iron some shirts for work, but I also wouldn't mind playing a bit of FIFA. I can't decide whether to watch some El Classico while I iron, or something I Sky+ed the other night, or if I should play some FIFA for a bit and iron while I watch MOTD2 later. Life's so shit sometimes! Wear a jumper over your shirt and you don't have to iron at all. lazymansironing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
act smiley Posted 7 October 2012 Share Posted 7 October 2012 This doesn't work when your jumper has just come out of the dryer and is just as crumpled as the shirts, however Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sphericalfox Posted 7 October 2012 Share Posted 7 October 2012 This doesn't work when your jumper has just come out of the dryer and is just as crumpled as the shirts, however If you wear the jumper to bed all the creases come out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
act smiley Posted 7 October 2012 Share Posted 7 October 2012 Jumpers aren't jeans though, they're much better fresh. In other news, I got an email saying a computer I ordered almost 6 months ago has been dispatched, when they had it advertised as a 6 week wait. I've moved twice since then and there's no way to update the delivery address. In fact, I've not just moved twice but I've actually emigrated. So I can't even just go round and get whatever "You were out" slip from my ex-housemate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Bleu Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 Just cleaned my keyboard out. Looking at the debris on my desk I reckon that my keyboard has a higher meat content than most cornish pasties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 I guess I can jump in on that. I can't be arsed to clean my keyboard...just buy a new one they're so cheap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 I once saw a VHS video player sent to a repairers full of love muck with a porno movie inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-layrex Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 I once saw a VHS video player sent to a repairers full of love muck with a porno movie inside. What the shit? So someone was watching hairy old 90's pron and got so excited by it they just had to stick their yogurt slinger inside and ejaculate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
21st Century Fox Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 Requiring a new stomach after drinking a liquid nitrogen cocktail. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19866191 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 Requiring a new stomach after drinking a liquid nitrogen cocktail. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/19866191 Who the fuck puts liquid nitrogen in a cocktail? That's just ridiculous. Anyway - my phone re-sent a load of texts from the past couple of days when I turned it on, meaning I've just had to answer a fair few "what the hell" texts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieADZ Posted 8 October 2012 Share Posted 8 October 2012 bloody stupid laptops and not working right.....silly game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Posted 9 October 2012 Share Posted 9 October 2012 What the shit? So someone was watching hairy old 90's pron and got so excited by it they just had to stick their yogurt slinger inside and ejaculate? It was my mate's dads repair shop. Apparently he was giving the slot a good seeing to, never came back for the machine funnily enough?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MattP Posted 10 October 2012 Share Posted 10 October 2012 Having arguments with your mates over what champagne you want for the car before Ascot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 18 October 2012 Author Share Posted 18 October 2012 I want a Tablet/ipad type thing.. problem is.. i dont know why i want one, what i would do with it, and which to get. (except definitly not an ipad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonnieTodger Posted 21 October 2012 Share Posted 21 October 2012 Having one blocked nostril that changes sides depending in which side you choose to lie down on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deucalion Posted 21 October 2012 Share Posted 21 October 2012 I don't know whether anyone has said this before but my problem is there are lots of things out there to buy that I can't afford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purpleronnie Posted 21 October 2012 Share Posted 21 October 2012 I don't know whether anyone has said this before but my problem is there are lots of things out there to buy that I can't afford. Thats the opposite of what this thread is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark_w Posted 22 October 2012 Share Posted 22 October 2012 Having to give £2.00 to charity just to ask Ian Stringer a question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stix Posted 22 October 2012 Share Posted 22 October 2012 Having to give £2.00 to charity just to ask Ian Stringer a question. Having to wait for everybody else to donate enough so that i don't have to just to ask Ian Stringer a question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 30 October 2012 Author Share Posted 30 October 2012 The fvcking urn is empty... EMPTY!!!, now i have to fill the kettle up and wait for it to boil. This should probably also go in the What grinds my gears..... but seriously, Is is so hard to put some water in the fvcking urn when you use it, i mean its only 3 feet to the tap and theres the jug, right in front of you....fill jug, pour in urn..finished......coonts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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