The Tinder Thread

[Buzzell]

You're saying I should say "hey" in response to her "hey" then?

Actually probably not after the way you started the convo. She would probably think you're some sort of weirdo.

Best advice, make the woman laugh. Try one of the lines Una and Smuts like to use, see where it goes.

[Unabomber]

Say hey you're certainly sexy yeeeah dont;

[ScouseFox]

Every single time

[General Smuts]

Hey cutie, wanna go halves on a baby?

[Ross-Kemp]

She matched me this morning.

Next it'll be what's up.

Then she will say tinder doesn't work and link you to localsluts.com.

Don't be fooled

[Des.]

She matched me this morning.

Next it'll be what's up.

Then she will say tinder doesn't work and link you to localsluts.com.

Don't be fooled

you talking about the match I just got?

[Unabomber]

From the butchers yum

[Ross-Kemp]

you talking about the match I just got?

Yes pal.

I was you about 3 hours ago

[ScouseFox]

From the butchers yum

Needed to make sure she knew I was on about the big fat juicy ones not the 8 in a packet from asda. Running out of lines now though might have to have an actual conversation

[General Smuts]

It was an accident.

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Now it's a spree.

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[Des.]

Yes pal.

I was you about 3 hours ago

Thank you for the heads up, we need to start posting disclaimers for girls we have met that are not trust worthy

[Buzzell]

Thank you for the heads up, we need to start posting disclaimers for girls we have met that are not trust worthy

Sloppy seconds Des.

[General Smuts]

At this rate I'll hit double figures before lunch.

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[General Smuts]

Four on the spin! **** me!!!

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[Des.]

Smuts is surely disqualified for matching with the bot profiles right?

[Ross-Kemp]

**** sake Smuts.

Stop matching with the $40 & 60 roses girls

[General Smuts]

Smuts is surely disqualified for matching with the bot profiles right?

 

Yeah hang on all 4 are slags. Scratch them! I should really read the profiles.

I thought I was a ****ing Don for like 5 minutes there. Gutting.

[Des.]

Yeah hang on all 4 are slags. Scratch them! I should really read the profiles.

I thought I was a ****ing Don for like 5 minutes there. Gutting.

i thought you surely knew!

[Guest]

From the butchers yum

 

from the butcher's bum

[Grandad.]

Is Loveday dead? Seriously what has happened to him?

[Unabomber]

Is Loveday dead? Seriously what has happened to him?

He has decided to not post in this thread due to kingfox.

[Beliall]

Yeah hang on all 4 are slags. Scratch them! I should really read the profiles.

I thought I was a ****ing Don for like 5 minutes there. Gutting.

[StanSP]

Bloody hell Smuts. Did you really think they actually liked you?

 

[Grandad.]

He has decided to not post in this thread due to kingfox.

 

FoxesTalk again suffers because the mods and authority allow kingfox to drive good, honest posters away. 

[kingfox]

He has decided to not post in this thread due to kingfox.

 

Just tell him to comeback, I won't post in this thread if he does, as I'll get banned myself again, and tbh I don't want that, not being able to post any Carly Baker pics in the hottest celebs thread, was torture.