The Tinder Thread

[Des.]

Well my last 2 matches were flops, both unmatched me, people have no sense of humor these days

[Facecloth]

Just liked an ex bird. Nightmare.

Think I did that too, wasn't 100% sure as the picture slid off screen. Was on a mass liking spree where I barely looked at pics. Ended up matching a 21 year old (I'm 31 ). Went with MTWG battery number line, no response, but not unmatched, but she's been online.

[Unabomber]

The women on it are so thick it is pathetic.

[Voll Blau]

The women on it are so thick it is pathetic.

 

Not as bright as Dawn, obviously...

[Unabomber]

Not as bright as Dawn, obviously...

3 that is a lot? She's smiling yes pile? 

[ScouseFox]

Anyone got any new material? Need to go to town on a new match gotta bring the A game.

Think I did that too, wasn't 100% sure as the picture slid off screen. Was on a mass liking spree where I barely looked at pics. Ended up matching a 21 year old (I'm 31 ). Went with MTWG battery number line, no response, but not unmatched, but she's been online.

Yeah same situation. Just after she's gone I was like haha that looked like her, and had the same name... and age... and ahh shit.

[Unabomber]

Anyone got any new material? Need to go to town on a new match gotta bring the A game.

You wanna be a rude boy?

[ScouseFox]

I want to charm her in a naughty way

[Unabomber]

I want to charm her in a naughty way

Ask her if she has ever been on a narrow boat holiday.

[ScouseFox]

Ask her if she has ever been on a narrow boat holiday.

Not quite sure where this is going. #trustuna or #donttrustuna

[Des.]

I want to charm her in a naughty way

Have a look at some of these

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html

[Unabomber]

Not quite sure where this is going. #trustuna or #donttrustuna

Yeah don't do this.

[Vardinhio]

ask for her views on animal welfare as you'd like to smash her pussy

[Mike Oxlong]

Tell her you are looking for someone to push you round. When she asks why, do you like dominant women ( or something like that ) you reply " No it's coz I'm in a wheelchair"

[StanSP]

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I'd like to know what she said to Michael. 

[Unabomber]

I'd like to know what she said to Michael. 

Well we shall wait till he tells us.

[ScouseFox]

Used the classic trusty eyes are like spanners line. She just said "erm". Great. Onto the next one.

[Des.]

Used the classic trusty eyes are like spanners line. She just said "erm". Great. Onto the next one.

"I want to make my way to your heart, which end would you prefer me to start from?"

[Unabomber]

Dirty Des strikes again.

[ScouseFox]

These hoes are getting cheekier.

"Says I'm 25 but I'm 16"

*need the bin image but can't do it on my phone*

Edited 27 July 2014 by ScouseFox

[Langston]

These hoes are getting cheekier.

"Says I'm 25 but I'm 16"

*need the bin image but can't do it on my phone*

 

I thought the app had an age limit? Sounds like a dangerous game.

[ScouseFox]

I thought the app had an age limit? Sounds like a dangerous game.

 

yeah it does but you can lie, it's just linked to facebook so if you change your facebook DOB it changes your tinder age. So they come up on the home screen saying "Jenny, 24" and you are firing through and swipe like, then when (if) you get matched you actually look at their profile and their info says "i'm 16 not 24" and you immediately wonder what it's like in jail before clicking unmatch as soon as. 

[Mike Oxlong]

These hoes are getting cheekier.

"Says I'm 25 but I'm 16"

*need the bin image but can't do it on my phone*

You, her and her Irish mate.

Just u tree

[Des.]

I always look through a profile before swiping right

[Facecloth]

I thought the app had an age limit? Sounds like a dangerous game.

It takes your age off Facebook, which you can change to whatever you want. So yeah keep an eye out for the young looking ones.