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The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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ScouseFox

ScouseFox

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Nah. If they've deleted their account and started again they come back

I've just seen someone I lefted this morning come back. That was a quick delete and reinstall!

Got 6 or 7 new matches in the last 24 hours, just need the motivation to fire away at them. Might way til after dark when it's all a bit more mysterious

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Des.

Des.

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it still amazes me how someone can look so bangable on their main picture but once you're matched and scroll through the whole set you have to unmatch out of embarrassment 

Thats why you look at a profile before swiping right

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ScouseFox

ScouseFox

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Thats why you look at a profile before swiping right

 

it's all part of the gamble though desmond. what line are you talking about? i need something for one of these chicks before they get bored and bail. 

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Des.

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it's all part of the gamble though desmond. what line are you talking about? i need something for one of these chicks before they get bored and bail.

This one, but it probably won't work

 

"I want to make my way to your heart, which end would you prefer me to start from?"

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orangecity23

orangecity23

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Since I have no matches (AGAIN), if somebody wants to try this ridiculous one then go ahead.

 

First read this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744

 

Open with:

Foxestalker: Hi Whatever, have you seen the news?

Girl: No, why?

FTer: Russia has sent some Geckos into space in an experiment to see how they reproduce in Space

FTer: I'm assisting in the experiment, as part of a control group.

FTer: I have to have sex a) Not with Geckos b) Not in Space

FTer: Would you like to help with the experiment? The lives of many Geckos depend on this important research.

 

Free rep point if anyone feels daft enough to try this lol

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AKCJ

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Since I have no matches (AGAIN), if somebody wants to try this ridiculous one then go ahead.

 

First read this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-28490744

 

Open with:

Foxestalker: Hi Whatever, have you seen the news?

Girl: No, why?

FTer: Russia has sent some Geckos into space in an experiment to see how they reproduce in Space

FTer: I'm assisting in the experiment, as part of a control group.

FTer: I have to have sex a) Not with Geckos b) Not in Space

FTer: Would you like to help with the experiment? The lives of many Geckos depend on this important research.

 

Free rep point if anyone feels daft enough to try this lol

 

 

You win if you last 3 seconds before being unmatched.

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