The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Seeing as it won't let me upload a pic this is what I went with earlier:

 

Me: Hi I've never done this before, what's a good opening line?

Bethan 21: Not like that

Bethan 21: Tell me you're Ricky Gervais cousin or something, that should work.

Me: Ok

Me: I'm Ricky Gervais cousin or something

Bethan 21: **** me?

[areyounotentertained?]

in German transitioning so they reply in English if anyone knows German. hot Eva is at stake boys

Edited 28 July 2014 by areyounotentertained?

[Unabomber]

in German transitioning so they reply in English if anyone knows German. hot Eva is at stake boys

 hallo Hündin sind Sie nicht unterhalten?

[Des.]

in German transitioning so they reply in English if anyone knows German. hot Eva is at stake boys

"Steffen Freund"

That should work nicely...

[General Smuts]

Gestern abend habe ich mit deine mutter geschlaufen.

[orangecity23]

Ist dass ein Spiegel in der Tasche?

 

weil ich mich in den Arsch zu sehen

 

See if the Austrian girls like the mirror line.

[areyounotentertained?]

my flatmate who speaks shit German says that says is that a mirror in your bag. don't want to suggest I'm a contortionist

oh apparently it also means pocket - google translate is decent

[Des.]

my flatmate who speaks shit German says that says is that a mirror in your bag. don't want to suggest I'm a contortionist

oh apparently it also means pocket - google translate is decent

Alternative to the mirror line

Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me.

[Unabomber]

Or "is that my dick in your ass cos my back pocket looks like a oh shit I went wrong here somewhere"

[ScouseFox]

des has had me off here his line has been ignored

[Unabomber]

Burned by desire, tough lesson.

Yes page 80 first post wooo

[Des.]

des has had me off here his line has been ignored

I never made any promises

[Mike Oxlong]

You look a cheeky little squirrel. I bet you like to nibble on a nut sack.

^ Edit: Guaranteed to get you binned.

Edited 28 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[The Quick Brown Fox]

I'm still waiting on my line being used! I hope it works for someone

[ScouseFox]

Here goes nothing

[MATTL94]

Today has seen a few more matches, and here are the best of the bunch. Obviously Nicole 19 has been put in the bag for now, but I've got a couple more numbers and a big fail! I'll upload some chat in a sec!

[StanSP]

Burned by desire, tough lesson.

Yes page 80 first post wooo

 

Differrent word and all that but reminded me of this

[Mike Oxlong]

Here goes nothing

Please tell me it's the one in the middle!

[ScouseFox]

Please tell me it's the one in the middle!

 

haha no, left. yet to be back online, the wait is killing me. might use it on someone else if i get a match who is online. 

[Mike Oxlong]

haha no, left. yet to be back online, the wait is killing me. might use it on someone else if i get a match who is online.

Haha, good luck but you're gonna crash and burn!!!

[Simo86]

Here's a couple I've just started chatting to. Jemma, 21 did not like the mirror line

[Unabomber]

What did Jemma say?

[MATTL94]

He who dares.

[MATTL94]

Here's a couple I've just started chatting to. Jemma, 21 did not like the mirror line

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Jemma 21, wow!

[Simo86]

What did Jemma say?

I just got the emoji with a surgical mask on it

Saved it with a "damn autocorrect" 

She's chatting boring spatter now

 

He who dares.

Go on Matt! Natural born killer!

Love how you're using the (t) as well. My trick as well. MTWG loved it a few pages back,,,,