The Tinder Thread

[Des.]

This is the Tinder thread I remember

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

SGLF has seen the request for pics? Will he reply? ONLY TIME WILL TELL

 

Try looking at this for too long if you want nightmares

[ScouseFox]

What I need to counteract that disturbing, nightmarish image is some titty shots *cough sglf cough*

Edited 28 July 2014 by ScouseFox

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I was going to post pics of that Mexican broad until she pulled out of meeting and unmatched me, haven't been talking on Tinder for a few days now though, and we're talking serious girlfriend material here, I'm not having you lot d1ck in hand over my future wife, let's get that out the way.

[Grandad.]

I was going to post pics of that Mexican broad until she pulled out of meeting and unmatched me, haven't been talking on Tinder for a few days now though, and we're talking serious girlfriend material here, I'm not having you lot d1ck in hand over my future wife, let's get that out the way.

 

She's a size 14 then, that's what you're saying then?

 

Still a good personality is good nowadays mate. 

[ScouseFox]

Wow there was a lot of writing where the pics were meant to be mate, can you post them again?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hahahaha albert

I was going to post pics of that Mexican broad until she pulled out of meeting and unmatched me, haven't been talking on Tinder for a few days now though, and we're talking serious girlfriend material here, I'm not having you lot d1ck in hand over my future wife, let's get that out the way.

 

GET YOUR COCKS READY LADS

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Worse, I'm having to drive to Nottingham to see her, she likes football... Notts County. Win.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Just looking back through this thread, cheers for thinking that du du du du fox maaaaaan guy was me everyone.

[Rincewind]

Still looking for matches after meeting mrs Right?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

ive not swiped in days ken (no homo)

[ScouseFox]

Hahaha I forgot about du du du du fox maaaan being you. Resemblance is uncanny tbf

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Poor bloke was "only here for the bantah"

[ScouseFox]

He had no idea what was going on*

*allegedly

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

It actually wasn't me, I wish it was

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

we aint never getting pics off sglf are we

[ScouseFox]

It would've been a great disguise. The name more than anything made it.

I'm starting to think not. No demands, polite questions, jokes or memes seem to persuade the man. I've got my dick in hand and everything but nothing to look at

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I refuse to believe he's even on tinder, you know what they say:

 

If there aint no pics,

He aint swipin' for chicks

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW - SGLF IS GAY!

 

He's male searching male, it all adds up! Good on you Steve lad!

*Either gay or going for a golden oldie

[ScouseFox]

That is what they say after all

Assumed my latest match had gone to bed but no, just ignoring me. It was going so well, too. She said she'd let me tie her up and everything. Then... silenceee

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW - SGLF IS GAY!

He's male searching male, it all adds up! Good on you Steve lad!

*Either gay or going for a golden oldie

What a eureka moment that is. It's so obvious now you've said it

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Big Gay Ste had the epihany that he "didn't want this" on the way to see the Mexican then spent the next few days "finding himself."

 

So clear now. We'd have supported you Steve you great tinman.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

[Leeds_Fox95]

Got a new match, gutted how far away she is but I have no idea what to say

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I'd crawl through 5 miles of piss and shit just to hear her fart down a walkie talkie...

[ACF]

Miquel's eureka moment