The Tinder Thread

[Leeds_Fox95]

[Unabomber]

New version of that model line.

 

"I know you're using a picture of a model so there is no point of us continuing the conversation"

 

Her "What why?"

 

"I've seen her nudes on the internet"

 

That will really get them squirming.

[Des.]

So would that be admittance to actually being fake then?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Go for:

-Hey, you look like a model

 

-Gee, thanks Des!

 

-I meant like Airfix don't flatter yourself but if you wanna send pics i can live with it

[Leeds_Fox95]

So would that be admittance to actually being fake then?

She actually models professionally apparently, she didn't appreciate me saying "oh I didn't think there was much demand for hand models these days"..BLOCKED

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

-Hey, you look like a waxwork

 

-Oh thanks Des you charmer! xoxox

 

-Yeah I meant like a melted waxwork dont flatter yourself however im open to pics of nipple and fadge

[Des.]

-Hey, you look like a waxwork

 

-Oh thanks Des you charmer! xoxox

 

-Yeah I meant like a melted waxwork dont flatter yourself however im open to pics of nipple and fadge

To be honest, with some of the make up jobs on there the waxwork line may be more of an insult...

[Unabomber]

"Hey you look like a dumb slut who probably won't respond to me, but pics would be alright for the lads on FT"

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

-Hey are you a lesbian

 

-No dez bbe y u ask?

 

-Because im gonna make you a DESbian

 

I'm giving you gold here Des take it or leave it

[Des.]

-Hey are you a lesbian

 

-No dez bbe y u ask?

 

-Because im gonna make you a DESbian

 

I'm giving you gold here Des take it or leave it

It would work more if my name was actually Des, I'm sure

[Unabomber]

Mods I know you're reading this you dirty dogs, please change LCFC Desire's username to Des.

[Leeds_Fox95]

The WKD hat in question..

Edited 29 July 2014 by Leeds_Fox95

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

-Hey you look like that person from that film pretty woman

 

-OMG I LOVE JULIA ROBERTS IN THAT FILM! AINT U A QT!

 

-yeah i meant richard gere you tinman someone loves themselves and for the love of god stop with the text speak Andrea 23

[Finnegan]

Mods I know you're reading this you dirty dogs, please change LCFC Desire's username to Desmond Dicker

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

desmond dicker hahahahshahhsjnjjnkslnkklklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

-Hey cool wallpaper you seem cool!

 

-Thnx! I picked it myself, hun

 

-Shame it'll stain when i fill the house with carbon monoxide and perish whilst embracing you in the bed we once slept in after you spurn my amorous advances once i've become too attached

Edited 29 July 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[General Smuts]

ps im ruth

WE SHARED A MOMENT AND YOU WERE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THEN YIU UNMATCHED ME

[General Smuts]

Anyone else notice that the difference between Ruth, 25 and Ruth, 26 is that the 25 year olds are 25 and the 26 year olds are liars pushing 40?

[Grandad.]

Desmond Dicker

[Unabomber]

"THAT FACE WHAT U PULL"

 

****ing

[Des.]

7-6 to me Smutsy

[General Smuts]

I'd like a recount.

[ScouseFox]

less than a kilometre away!! 

 

put your head out the window and shout her name all night des 

[Des.]

less than a kilometre away!! 

 

put your head out the window and shout her name all night des

Not sure its accurate tbh

[HEGGSY]

Des. Do not **** this up.

This is your chance man.