The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

yeah it's not i got a match who was less than a kilometre away and she was in warrington which is about 12 miles away. 

 

worth a try though 

[General Smuts]

Noooooooooooo I ****ing green hearted my psycho ex

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DIDNT WANT TO ****ING HAPPEN

[Des.]

But smuts its only an issue if she returns the like, surely?

[Mike Oxlong]

1km away! She's a dissed tinderette on a revenge mission and she's hiding under your bed.

Edited 29 July 2014 by Mike Oxlong

[General Smuts]

But smuts its only an issue if she returns the like, surely?

I think you underestimate how crazy my dick makes bitches.

[StanSP]

Noooooooooooo I ****ing green hearted my psycho ex

 

If she red crosses you, you're safe cos she won't know what you did.

 

If she green hearted you too...

[AKCJ]

"Alright Sarah 19, do us a favour and whip your cooter out. I need some rep points on FT".

[Des.]

This is not going to end well

[FoxyPV]

Smuts

As a married man there's nothing like living vicariously through a bunch of horned up internet eejits.

Or maybe a bit of uncle mervin on the beach may fill my boots....

[General Smuts]

This is no laughing matter. It's super ... duper ... serial

[Grandad.]

yeah it's not i got a match who was less than a kilometre away and she was in warrington which is about 12 miles away. 

 

worth a try though 

 

Wool.

[ScouseFox]

Wool.

 

she knew she was a wool and i explained that is why i had to unmatch her. (and she was a dog). 

 

it's tough tindering round here because 5 miles one way is sound but 5 miles the other is like the wirral or something but you just never know which way they are. all part of the gamble i guess. 

[Grandad.]

she knew she was a wool and i explained that is why i had to unmatch her. (and she was a dog). 

 

it's tough tindering round here because 5 miles one way is sound but 5 miles the other is like the wirral or something but you just never know which way they are. all part of the gamble i guess. 

 

Be careful of the Aigburth sluts.

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

I'm now in love with 2 women. This is brilliant.

[ScouseFox]

Be careful of the Aigburth sluts.

 

met one or two in my time. in real life though yet to match anyone decent that close to home on tinder. 

I'm now in love with 2 women. This is brilliant.

 

heeere we go again 

[Des.]

yeah it's not i got a match who was less than a kilometre away and she was in warrington which is about 12 miles away.

worth a try though

The app woke up and she is now 71km away, so yeah...

[ScouseFox]

The app woke up and she is now 71km away, so yeah...

 

which opener could you possibly have used to make her run away that far that fast desmondo?!

[StanSP]

Convinced that either my Tinder app is broken and I'm not getting notified of matches or girls are racist (still). 

 

Seeing as I've used the card for the latter, let's use the former.

[Simo86]

Opening lines for these two then lads?

[SystonFox]

Chebtastic Torrin

[Simo86]

Chebtastic Torrin

Yeah I know!! Was thinking something along lines of "I'd love a go on them" for her......maybe a bit forward?

[Des.]

Yeah I know!! Was thinking something along lines of "I'd love a go on them" for her......maybe a bit forward?

Try Una's there are 2 things that make you the perfect match line

Edited 29 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[Grandad.]

Yeah I know!! Was thinking something along lines of "I'd love a go on them" for her......maybe a bit forward?

 

Call them funbags. 

[Simo86]

Try Una's there are 2 things that make you the perfect match line

That had crossed my mind

[Beliall]

Opening lines for these two then lads?

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"are you about to sneeze or fart"?

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"nice tits"