The Tinder Thread

[StanSP]

Rhianna could be Smuts' twin with those glasses and that hair. 

 

Her tache is probably a bit lower down though.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

People are only playing Dés Bien

[General Smuts]

Rhianna could be Smuts' twin with those glasses and that hair.

Her tache is probably a bit lower down though.

WERE GONNA BE SOULMATES

[Des.]

People are only playing Dés Bien

To be fair, my pictures managed to get me matches, its just the conversations that aren't going my way.

So I can't be all bad 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

more like troll mates hehehe

[Leeds_Fox95]

I didn't notice that...

[orangecity23]

Dont; worry Desford Tropical Bird Garden, you've got the looks, you can always lie about the musical taste, and for everything else there's always Photoshop.

[Des.]

Dont; worry Desford Tropical Bird Garden, you've got the looks, you can always lie about the musical taste, and for everything else there's always Photoshop.

I have never known a username to garner so many aliases before

I appreciate the confidence booster though

Edited 30 July 2014 by LCFC Desire

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

youre DEStined for success

[Voll Blau]

Dont; worry Desford Tropical Bird Garden, you've got the looks, you can always lie about the musical taste, and for everything else there's always Photoshop.

 

Think this thread has done more for tourism in Leicestershire than any dead king ever could.

[orangecity23]

Since Dessimistic seems to be feeling a little down, I've written him a nice blues number to work through those sad feelings. If Don Henley or the rest of the Eagles is reading, I'm very, very sorry.

 

Desperado

DESperado, why dont; you open your Tinder?
You've been left swiping mingers, for so long now
If you've got a hard on
We all know the reasons
Those matches that please you
Are chatbots somehow

Dont; you swipe that girl in diamonds
She'll scam you if she's able
You know the girls with slutty pics aren't the best bet

Now it seems to me, some Abz looks
Have been laid upon your face bro
We don't know why you've not got a keen match yet

DESperado, oh you ain't gettin' no younger
You're Tindering Hunger, it's driving this thread
And romance, oh romance, that's just some people talkin'
Perhaps you should give up, and try POF instead

Dont; your bed get cold in the Winter time,
The girls dont; fall for the FT chat up lines
"Is that a mirror in your back poccckeeeettt?"
If she's got kids, she can get in
the good old Roy Hodgson bin, unmatch ittttt

DESperado, when you match the right one
and she says "Hi Fitty yeah umm", dont; hesitate
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you
You better let somebody love you, before it's too late

 

[Voll Blau]

I hate that LAD shite, too.

 

I also hate the stereotypical "lad" - tank top, big muscles, tatoos, snapback - thinking that's how to get through life. "Oh I can get all the women". Yeah man, but at least I know where fvcking Russia is.

 

Somebody please use this gold with a match. Ideally using both lines consecutively.

[Fox92]

Somebody please use this gold with a match. Ideally using both lines consecutively.

I would suggest not. I've gone off on one in real life many a time about that!

Edited 30 July 2014 by Fox92

[Unabomber]

I just used it.

[Unabomber]

[Voll Blau]

Seamlessly done.

[Unabomber]

The convo was heading there anyway.

[Fox92]

lol

[Voll Blau]

Was on a nightout once in Manchester and one of them turned up. As surprised, most of the girls were loving it. Ergh. Actually. I got with a girl that night so who had the last laugh. Yeah. Probably him. But anyway it's still fake, scripted, rubbish.

 

"Tinder like Fox92" has to become the new trend. An absolute goldmine of lines.

[Simo86]

Today's matches

 

 

So what I want to know is what the fudge is going on with Carleon's eyebrows!

[ScouseFox]

amazing. my next match is not gonna know what's hit her. 

[Fox92]

"Tindering". Sounds like a verb

.... But we all aspire to be at the same level as Una.

[General Smuts]

I need a match interested in rap music so I can bust out my deep well of rhymes

I sense your yearning and over affection

For a slice of my hot beef injection

Open your mouth for my 3 inch erection

I can't wait to taste your yeast infection

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

"Tinder like Fox92" has to become the new trend. An absolute goldmine of lines.

 

Lambasting girls with messages about your passion for Nottingham Forest, the Beatles and anything pre-electricity?

[General Smuts]

Forgot about this one.