The Tinder Thread

[Simo86]

"I swiped right 'cos you look like Miss Piggy - this might mean I'm going crazy"

"I might need to be Kermitted"

 

If it works, ask for pics of her Mahna-Mahnas.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[AKCJ]

Chelsea-Kim, 27 Stone.

[Merging Cultures]

Let's see if she is Afrikaans: Jy is regtig vet. Kan ek lek die sweet tussen jou rolle?

[AjcW]

When a Chinese power minute goes south.

**** you Des it still counts.

Ask her which part is less than a kilometer away?

[orangecity23]

Maybe they are Siamese Twins. Two for the price of one!

[Mike Oxlong]

Probably named after the Chelsey bun

[Simo86]

Maybe they are Siamese Twins. Two for the price of one!

Now that would be one juicy meat sandwich 

[General Smuts]

These all seem super mean.

[Merging Cultures]

Ask if her good looking friend took the photo. They always have one.

These all seem super mean.

So which one did you go with?!!

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

If she's less than a kilometer away then surely you are somehow inside her?

[StanSP]

These all seem super mean.

 

Do you accept the challenge? It's not like you're short of options...

[Merging Cultures]

Het my kinders isn't mean.

[Leeds_Fox95]

Need an opener for this one.

She must be back home judging from the shared friends

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

Wouldn't go too crazy, real chance you could bump in to her with all them shared friends. Would be an alarm bell for me.

[General Smuts]

Need an opener for this one.

She must be back home judging from the shared friends

You are so selfish. You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I only want it for one night.

[Mike Oxlong]

Des will try and claim they're bots

[Unabomber]

Need an opener for this one.

She must be back home judging from the shared friends

Tell her she reminds you of a young Amy Reid.

[ScouseFox]

ask her for leah's number 

[Leeds_Fox95]

I'll keep youse posted

[AjcW]

ask her for leah's number 

This

[Corky]

Tell her she reminds you of a young Amy Reid.

 

Chelsey-Kim is a young Andy Reid.

Edited 30 July 2014 by Corky

[Leeds_Fox95]

ask her for leah's number

I would..but I know her, and I think she's like 15

[General Smuts]

The whole of Foxestalk is behind you.

[orangecity23]

Well Smuts, since you're a coward, you could always go for a friendly Muppet line:

 

"Is it crazy that I really like the Muppets? If it is, I might need to be Kermitted"

 

If she says she likes the Muppets, follow up with "That's how you make a Rainbow Connection".

Feel free to then chuck in lines about being "an Animal in the bedroom"

 

Then ask for pics of her Mahna Mahnas.

[General Smuts]

Chelsey-Kim is a young Andy Reid.

Magical.