The Tinder Thread

[HowardsBulletHeader]

recommend an opening line?

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I'm not witty enough, but she's a swimmer. Sure someone will run with that.

[kingfox]

Let's hope Heather doesn't use FT!!

 

Ain't that Bert's missus?

[Simo86]

Let's hope Heather doesn't use FT!!

I've matched her before

Ain't that Bert's missus?

No

[Simo86]

I'm not witty enough, but she's a swimmer. Sure someone will run with that.

I love a good breast stroke...

Edited 31 July 2014 by Simo86

[HowardsBulletHeader]

I love a good breast stroke...

That was far too obvious for me to have missed...

[RonnieTodger]

I love a good breast stroke...

 

I jumped the gun. Maybe I'm not cut out for this thread.

[StanSP]

Ain't that Bert's missus?

 

No.

[Des.]

 

Did you determine this great match Zoe was talking to then?

[StanSP]

Did you determine this great match Zoe was talking to then?

 

Nah she ain't replied. 

 

I'll tell her to reply to you cos it's quite rude that she just ignores you. That'll scare her a bit. 

[Des.]

Nah she ain't replied. 

 

I'll tell her to reply to you cos it's quite rude that she just ignores you. That'll scare her a bit. 

No, she has actually replied to me, we are talking at the moment, I just wondered if she mentioned a name

[SystonFox]

[StanSP]

No, she has actually replied to me, we are talking at the moment, I just wondered if she mentioned a name

 

Are you using any Fox92 lines? And nope. Seems like all her attention is on you 

[Des.]

Are you using any Fox92 lines? And nope. Seems like all her attention is on you 

No lines needed really, she quoted Austin Powers and off we went

[SystonFox]

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[Maybes]

See how this one falls...

[DennisNedry]

Who actually first likened Smuts to the Thunderbirds/Captain Scarlet guy?

 

The laughter you have given me has raised my life expectancy by 5 years.

 

Thank you, Sir.

[JIMMYWILLIS]

HALLE****INGLUJAH

4 hours I've been swiping right!

'Ripper Bee' one for the older members

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Mods pin this thread as it's a crying shame pay day loans is above this.

[Ian W LCFC]

Just had to catch up on 8 pages all from today. Good stuff lads!

[General Smuts]

See how this one falls...

Here we ****ing go!! Hahahah

Someone remind me in the morning to use the line 'you look like someone starved a Virgin'.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Here we ****ing go!! Hahahah

Someone remind me in the morning to use the line 'you look like someone starved a Virgin'.

 

Hey smuts use 'you look like someone starved a Virgin' in the morning. With love your friend roof

[The Blur]

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That misplaced link indicates that you are the new Rincey!

[Merging Cultures]

The result of a marathon swipe right fest...

Best line wins.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Surely there is a pearl necklace gag

[KFS]

The result of a marathon swipe right fest...

Best line wins.

She looks like someone who has lost her life to the retail industry; leaving school at 16 to 'explore life' and break free from the structured, linear nature of the education system.

Ask her.