The Tinder Thread

[The Year Of The Fox]

what a thread

[Unabomber]

The result of a marathon swipe right fest...

Best line wins.

"I know you are one of those heavy internet models who eats on cam for hoards of skinny men who get hard at the sight of butter cream dripping down that heavily made up face if yours. I may not be in to that kind of thing, but give me a chance babe and you won't have to do that anymore. " Edited 1 August 2014 by Unabomber

[SOCCERROO FOX]

"I know you are one of those heavy internet models who eats on cam for hoards of skinny men who get hard at the sight of butter cream dripping down that heavily made up face if yours. I may not be in to that kind of thing, but give me a chance babe and you won't have to do that anymore. " But my mates Smuts is all about it

 

Fixed

[Unabomber]

Can't argue with that improvement.

[Unabomber]

Shit, looks like I'm getting the dreaded "look who's popular!" photobucket shit. Anyone know how to get around it?

[SystonFox]

That misplaced link indicates that you are the new Rincey!

Dont; do that to me. No idea how it happened. I did have to pm Stan and ask for meme instructions

[StanSP]

As pointed out by Oz in another thread, we're only a day late.

 

Damn, just realised...apparently yesterday was national orgasm day.
 
According to my Mrs, its not the first time its been over before she knew about it. 
 
Disappointed in the lack of recognition in the tinder thread

 

Let's make the most of this opportunity.

[kingcarr21]

Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont; sweat much

[kingcarr21]

lets play circus. You sit on my face, ill guess the weight and eat the difference

[kingcarr21]

' Are you into XXX or just XXXXL?'

[Beliall]

Being funny is one thing. Being cruel is quite another

[Mike Oxlong]

You look pretty

Aw, thanks. That's sweet

Sorry, I hadn't finished the sentence. You look pretty large

[Ross-Kemp]

I'd give her a go.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

I want you to sit on my finger, will your scent on my sleazy palm still linger

[DennisNedry]

How would you like to engulf my cock?

[Rincewind]

You could recite Burger Love to her.

 

Just Googled Burger Love and there is a restaurant called that. Also someone called ken Burger. The poem is listed by adding Ken though.

Edited 1 August 2014 by Rincewind

[SOCCERROO FOX]

You could recite Burger Love to her.

We may need you to post the sound clip of you singing it again.

[Rincewind]

We may need you to post the sound clip of you singing it again.

This one? http://audioboo.fm/boos/1869393-burger-love

I forgot I had done that one.

Edited 1 August 2014 by Rincewind

[SOCCERROO FOX]

What's the one you sung on? I might send that one to one of my matches to make her moist

Edited 1 August 2014 by SOCCERROO FOX

[Vacamion]

The result of a marathon swipe right fest...

Best line wins.

 

 

I can see a passing similarity to the lass from the IT crowd who went pyscho on Roy:

 

 

 

 

So I wouldn't go upsetting her...

[fox123]

The result of a marathon swipe right fest...

Best line wins.

"Do I need talc to find your wet spot?"

[Rincewind]

What's the one you sung on? I might send that one to one of my matches to make her moist

You don't want to put her off.

[Grandad.]

She's one of them wordy birds, try and make you look daft with her 'intellectual' chit-chat.

 

Bet she is dirt in bed though, the big ones usually are. 

[Itsthejoeker]

She's one of them wordy birds, try and make you look daft with her 'intellectual' chit-chat.

 

Bet she is dirt in bed though, the big ones usually are. 

It's because they're so grateful 

[AKCJ]

She's one of them wordy birds, try and make you look daft with her 'intellectual' chit-chat.

 

Bet she is dirt in bed though, the big ones usually are. 

 

 

Grateful is the word i'd use.