The Tinder Thread

[Stadt]

Definitely!

For her or for me

Obviously you, you filthy animal

[SOCCERROO FOX]

More importantly if you see your ex on Tinder will you swipe right?

[StanSP]

Nope. Although in a power swipe, anything can happen...

 

If it does, there'll be the quickest unmatch ever. 

Edited 3 August 2014 by StanSP

[SOCCERROO FOX]

My mates ex came up on Tinder whilst I was sitting next to him, I made him watch me swipe right to her

[StanSP]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

una is probably deep in the brown right this second

[Des.]

One can only hope Una has an escape plan just in case

[Finnegan]

Ffs. You've fallen in love again, haven't you?

[Fox92]

 

A girl in a Forest shirt popped up on mine, and her bio was "swipe left if you're just after one thing or support Derby County".

[SOCCERROO FOX]

A girl in a Forest shirt popped up on mine, and her bio was "swipe left if you're just after one thing or support Derby County".

Did you swipe left or right? You can't leave us in suspense like this

[Fox92]

Did you swipe left or right? You can't leave us in suspense like this

 

Right. She was decent. I just found it funny.

[Manwell Pablo]

boom, is this for sexytime or looking for more?

 

So you complain about being tired and getting up at 5.30am, you can't come back to the pub after the game as your going to bed, and instead your go straight on the Tinder thread.

 

Oh, and never use the phrase "sexytime" ever again, you are no longer 12.

[orangecity23]

So you complain about being tired and getting up at 5.30am, you can't come back to the pub after the game as your going to bed, and instead your go straight on the Tinder thread.

 

Oh, and never use the phrase "sexytime" ever again, you are no longer 12.

 

In other news, finally got a match. Went in with a Muppet joke, lets see how long it takes this one to go badly.

[Voll Blau]

 

In other news, finally got a match. Went in with a Muppet joke, lets see how long it takes this one to go badly.

 

What's green and smells of pork?

[orangecity23]

What's green and smells of pork?

 

  Not that filthy, I went for the 'Kermitted' joke I told a few pages back. I'll keep that one in mind in case she turns out to have a dirty sense of humour.

[cambridgefox]

What's green and smells of pork?

  

  Not that filthy, I went for the 'Kermitted' joke I told a few pages back. I'll keep that one in mind in case she turns out to have a dirty sense of humour.

[Beliall]

[The Quick Brown Fox]

Where are all the tinderers? Hopefully up to their nuts in guts.

Edited 5 August 2014 by browniefox

[AjcW]

So this thread and Una are both dead then?!?!?

[Vardinhio]

So you complain about being tired and getting up at 5.30am, you can't come back to the pub after the game as your going to bed, and instead your go straight on the Tinder thread.

 

Oh, and never use the phrase "sexytime" ever again, you are no longer 12.

I couldn't sleep until I had caught up with it!

[SystonFox]

So this thread and Una are both dead then?!?!?

It seems that way. Since page 100 it's taken a severe nose dive. Dont; get me tindering, I'm like Stanley : spoken for!

[cambridgefox]

Going to be one of those threads to show the grand kids in years to come.

[FrankieADZ]

the thread seems to have gone from stiff.....to well....limb....  

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

It seems that way. Since page 100 it's taken a severe nose dive. Dont; get me tindering, I'm like Stanley : spoken for!

 

Come on now, the quality is still as high as ever, it's just quantity. This thread is nowhere near dead it's just slowed due to it's star men (Una, Smuts, Des, Myself, Voll, Dan, Simo etc) not posting as prolifically over the past few days.

[StanSP]

It seems that way. Since page 100 it's taken a severe nose dive. Dont; get me tindering, I'm like Stanley : spoken for!

 

Not any more!