The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

London date ended up in Leamington.

[Voll Blau]

Just made a Tinder bird come and pick me up from the train station.....it went well and she said if I'm up for it message her tomorrow and she will pick me up from the Kasabian gig.

 

Well, I hope that local taxi firm you've matched with wins some sort of innovative marketing award in any case.

[RonnieTodger]

Been searching far and wide for a Jenny to try the Forrest Gump line

[Stadt]

Been searching far and wide for a Jenny to try the Forrest Gump line

You need to put the picture where he touches her tits on your moments

[sphericalfox]

Portuguese guy puts all the single girls that come up on Tinder near him in Sweden on his blog.    

[FrankieADZ]

Portuguese guy puts all the single girls that come up on Tinder near him in Sweden on his blog.    

dam...So....anyone for a trip to Sweden then?

[General Smuts]

Revival.

Hit me up bitches.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Revival.

Hit me up bitches.

I've got a knife and a dick, which ones going in you.

...She didn't unmatch me

[AKCJ]

I followed the advice of TBJS and asked a girl if she would "Like to slobber on my yoghurt lobber".

 

No reply so far.

[Benji]

Portuguese guy puts all the single girls that come up on Tinder near him in Sweden on his blog.    

 

Emmie, 20, second row, my right bollock, what I'd give.

[Kinowe Soorie]

Portuguese guy puts all the single girls that come up on Tinder near him in Sweden on his blog.    

Just like Krystals on a Saturday night in the olden days...

[FrankieADZ]

the tinder thread.....

[Voll Blau]

Any of you dirty diamond dogs tried Thrinder yet?

[Simo86]

Any of you dirty diamond dogs tried Thrinder yet?

Completed it

[StanSP]

Got a match last night. Picture of her at the cricket in an India top with an India flag.

So I went for the amazingly witty line of 'something tells me you like cricket'. Her first response? 'Football is my first love'. Result.

 

Then found out she lives in London and supports Utd. The conversion process is underway.

[Webbo]

 

Then found out she lives in London and supports Utd.

Deal breaker, get out now.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

How about trying this for your next new match...

"Would you be interested in becoming a minor celebrity on a football forum called foxestalk? All it would require is you having sex with me, after which I would post (tasteful) pictures of you and a running commentary of how things went. I would of course pay you a nominal fee of £10 in return. Are you interested???"

May I also suggest setting the age band to 39+ !!!

[DJ Barry Hammond]

He, he, killed this one - I'll get my coat.

[Unabomber]

He, he, killed this one - I'll get my coat.

Thread died anyway brah.

[General Smuts]

I can't wait to disappoint you sexually.

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[Unabomber]

Been borrowing my old man's laptop for a while - he has this like free course/workshop at the apple store, takes the laptop in comes home. 

 

Dad - "Reckon you could get rid of all those pics of the tits, ass, pussy, and weird convos from iPhoto?"

 

Me - 

[Finnegan]

Been borrowing my old man's laptop for a while - he has this like free course/workshop at the apple store, takes the laptop in comes home.

Dad - "Reckon you could get rid of all those pics of the tits, ass, pussy, and weird convos from iPhoto?"

Me -

[hernandez]

Been reading this thread from start to finish over the last few days, legit quality. Sad to see it's slowed down though. Thought id add a recent match into the mix, accepting offers for the opening line.

[Beliall]

I hate ****ing indies

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

You must be a fraud. HIS NAME IS DOCTOR JONES.