The Tinder Thread

[Beliall]

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quality

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Shes not replied, gunna save this LeedsFox style

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

are you pair both getting off on this whole faux disabled thing?

[Ross-Kemp]

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This is superb.

You've gotta nail her now.

[General Smuts]

I snared me a wild Snorlax. I'm about to start pre drinking for a house party. I'll leave it until drink 5 or 6 and then once the creative juices are flowing will see what opening gambit I can rustle up.

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[orangecity23]

I snared me a wild Snorlax. I'm about to start pre drinking for a house party. I'll leave it until drink 5 or 6 and then once the creative juices are flowing will see what opening gambit I can rustle up.

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Ask her to blow on your Pokeflute.

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

I snared me a wild Snorlax. I'm about to start pre drinking for a house party. I'll leave it until drink 5 or 6 and then once the creative juices are flowing will see what opening gambit I can rustle up.

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Smuts - Can i just do something?

"snorlax" - sure?

Smuts - *lifts skirt* Awesome, i just wanted a Pikachu

Yeahhhhhhhhh

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

I snared me a wild Snorlax. I'm about to start pre drinking for a house party. I'll leave it until drink 5 or 6 and then once the creative juices are flowing will see what opening gambit I can rustle up.

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Smuts - I could give you a pick up line. but instead, I'm gonna Raichu a lovely greeting. and hopefully at the end of the night, you're going to squirtle all over me

I ****ing love pokemon

[Stadt]

Too boring for the tinder thread.

Edited 20 September 2014 by Wookie

[Unabomber]

Ask the dirty bitch if you can snort laxatives off her butt or summit.

[Simo86]

Got on tinder whilst I was in Ibiza last week.......best decision ever!!!! 

Only downside is I am probably  downstairs now......meh!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

met laura 23

 

[kingcarr21]

Smuts - I could give you a pick up line. but instead, I'm gonna Raichu a lovely greeting. and hopefully at the end of the night, you're going to squirtle all over me

I ****ing love pokemon

just say your gonna shove your onix in her cloyster

[General Smuts]

I assume you all worked out that it was a bot.

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

****ing bots!!!!
I'm on a 6 bot match streak! been ages since I've matched a real person….

Going to have to grow a pair and talk to the nice blonde girl that sits a few rows in front of me at the KP

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

****ing bots!!!!

I'm on a 6 bot match streak! been ages since I've matched a real person….

Going to have to grow a pair and talk to the nice blonde girl that sits a few rows in front of me at the KP

 

You're this season's Smuts.

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Not quite sure how to take that….

[General Smuts]

Not quite sure how to take that….

Like a man. With a ball gag in your mouth And salty tears of joy in your eyes.

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[kingcarr21]

Not quite sure how to take that….

with a pinch of salt,dash of lemon,seasoned with paprika and SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

with a pinch of salt,dash of lemon,seasoned with paprika and SHOVED UP YOUR ARSE

And this shall be my opening line to blonde girl a few rows in front of me

[kingcarr21]

And this shall be my opening line to blonde girl a few rows in front of me

haha please use it on tinder if you get a match ive not had the pleasure of one of my posts being used as an opener.

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

haha please use it on tinder if you get a match ive not had the pleasure of one of my posts being used as an opener.

Okay okay, swiping as we speak!

[kingcarr21]

Okay okay, swiping as we speak!

haha cant wait to see what absolute rotter you use it on. You can thank me later when ur balls deep

[LankyStreak]

Bravo Gents,  Bravo!!!!!

 

Huddersfield Town fan who bumped into this thread at approx 12pm yesterday, since when I have done **** all work and put my life on hold while reading about the initial rise of Una, followed by the disappearance and Jesus like resurrection of SGLF, then the highlight for me the rise and rise of Smuts (What a legend!!!)

 

Can I just ask though, why has no one just pointed out to Desident Evil that his lack of success is simply down to the fact that he isn't that attractive and that profile pic looks like the janitor at school who everyone warned you about?

 

This thread has made me almost want to sack the current wench off just to allow me to take the thread national and give you updates from Yorkshire, but alas she is just too filthy to risk losing ;-)

 

Don't EVER let this thread die!!!!!

Edited 23 September 2014 by LankyStreak