The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'm quietly confident you didn't. I even checked, albeit a very quick skim, when you claimed she did. She's about as real as Leeds chat up lines and you're well aware.

Oh and Huddersfield is as much a new member as I am a nuclear physicist.

Finnygun.jpeg

 

You gonna apologise then you great nonce?

 

Here was me this morning when Finnygonn accused me of lies

 

 

 

That coupled with the match on Sunday, blimey what a weekend Also took her to taps last night for a taps burger, prob the best burger I have had.

 

I took Laura 23 Taps, supoib gaff. EVERYONE HEED THE LESSON.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

In all seriousness ask her why she has allowed herself to get so fat.

 

lolllll

 

I think...I just think...i might have actually pulled this off...

 

[Beliall]

haha please use it on tinder if you get a match ive not had the pleasure of one of my posts being used as an opener.

Theres a line

"Would you like to use my post as an opener? "

[Finnegan]

You gonna apologise then you great nonce?

Here was me this morning when Finnygonn accused me of lies

I took Laura 23 Taps, supoib gaff. EVERYONE HEED THE LESSON.

I don't know what came over me.

I whole heartedly apologise for my needless cynicism.

Seriously, though, you try lowering your carbs and not turning in to a dickhead.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I don't know what came over me.

I whole heartedly apologise for my needless cynicism.

Seriously, though, you try lowering your carbs and not turning in to a dickhead.

 

[Finnegan]

That face wot u pull when u just want some pasta

[sphericalfox]

That face wot u pull when u just want some pasta

[Finnegan]

I'm genuinely struggling to imagine what you were searching for when you found that.

[sphericalfox]

I'm genuinely struggling to imagine what you were searching for when you found that.

 

google search - finners,loves, penis, pasta

 

voila

[Finnegan]

google search - finners,loves, penis, pasta

voila

Oh right

[LankyStreak]

Screw the bird, I've took the plunge

Into this West Yorkshire clunge

My profiles up, my right thumb is throbbing

Lets find some milfs who are up for a knobbing

[Stadt]

Whichever ft poster that is has a bottom lip like Ulloa's shitty goatee

[LankyStreak]

Is there any way to post screenshots from android without hosting them somewhere????

 

I need help on how to respond to an at least 8/10 who now thinks I am messaging from prison...........

 

And to put up some serious Yorkshire 9 or 10/10 Milfage

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

God I miss the Yorkshire milfs. Have you ever been to the alchemist in Leeds? SWARMIN

[LankyStreak]

God I miss the Yorkshire milfs. Have you ever been to the alchemist in Leeds? SWARMIN

 

Way too posh for me that mate!

 

Might bob in though after work on Friday now you have mentioned that though!!!!

[Unabomber]

"Might bob in"

 

I ****ing love it

[LankyStreak]

"Might bob in"

 

I ****ing love it

 

Cheers Duck 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Way too posh for me that mate!

 

Might bob in though after work on Friday now you have mentioned that though!!!!

 

They're outrageous, worth staying for at least one £4 pint of Becks just to check out them and the staff

[cambridgefox]

I'm genuinely struggling to imagine what you were searching for when you found that.

How to cock pasta? In a pan

[DennisNedry]

Who made the first reference to Joe 90 in this thread?

[StanSP]

Who made the first reference to Joe 90 in this thread?

 

Probably MTWG cos he looks like one.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Who made the first reference to Joe 90 in this thread?

 

it wa me

 

Probably MTWG cos he looks like one.

 

I GENUINELY DO

[LankyStreak]

Seeing as no screenshot advice has been forthcoming, how do i come back from this with a decent 8 out of 10 24 yr old (I'm 33)........

 

Me: Ok, I'm new to this and I guess it's hard to stand out so I'll try some poetry....................

Roses are red,

And women are picky,

I'm currenly in prison,

Our first date could be tricky

 

Kim24: Your joking right?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

*You're

[LankyStreak]

*You're

 

Mine was a direct quote from Kim24, I nearly commented on how the spelling on there is horrific