The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

just swiped left on someone whos tinder profile photo was free palestine, i want a gum job not a lecture

[General Smuts]

**** freeing Palestine, free my dick from these spray on skinny jeans and I'll Israel-road your back doors.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

i said to her smuts i said forget the gaza strip i wanna see your landing strip

[AKCJ]

i said to her smuts i said forget the gaza strip i wanna see your landing strip

 

 

lol

[ScouseFox]

i bet this match isn't even real and mtwg just made it up so he could coolly play his gaza/landing strip gag that he's clearly had prepared since that part of the world hit the headlines a good six months ago

[orangecity23]

Tell her you've got Hamas-sive dick, and you'd like to get a look at her Iron Domes

[DennisNedry]

Not a match, but this had me in god damn stiches xD

 

[General Smuts]

Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

I expect this to be booming around the spoons at Thornton Heath this morning.

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

i bet this match isn't even real and mtwg just made it up so he could coolly play his gaza/landing strip gag that he's clearly had prepared since that part of the world hit the headlines a good six months ago

 

i didn't match her i just swiped left, dont @ me

[LankyStreak]

Desmond is on Tinder

He wears a Tinder hat

He lives with Captain Scarlet

In Joe 90's council flat

He swipes right when they're rotten

He swipes left when they're fit

But he can't get a single match

Cos he looks like Luke Chadwick

 

Oooooooooooooooh Desmond is on Tinder ...

 

Smuts, you are my hero!!!! This is quite simply the best thing I have ever seen on the internet

[Finnegan]

lol !!!!

[General Smuts]

Smuts, you are my hero!!!! This is quite simply the best thing I have ever seen on the internet

This is the response I expect to everything I type.

Can I employ you to follow me around and chant this after everything I do?

'Smuts, you are my hero!!!! This is quite simply the best stapling I have ever seen in this office.'

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[Des.]

I've redownloaded this app.

What have I done...

[StanSP]

I've redownloaded this app.

What have I done...

[Simo86]

I've redownloaded this app.

What have I done...

 

[Stadt]

In my head he's pulling truck horns in that gif and now I can't imagine him not pulling truck horns

[Des.]

Got a match already

[Simo86]

Got a match already

Bot.....

[Finnaldo]

Got a match already

I struggle to get a match a month....

From now on I'm calling you Pimp Daddy OG McSugarlovin'

[Simo86]

I struggle to get a match a month....

From now on I'm calling you Pimp Daddy OG McSugarlovin'

You need to up your game! Just been on it for the first time in a week and got 4 matches lol

[Des.]

Bot.....

You're thinking of Smuts.

Anyway turned out to be a bust, she's a lesbian and wants to know if I can score her some weed.

God knows why she swiped right on me she wished me luck and unmatched.

What a start

Edited 29 September 2014 by Des.

[Finnaldo]

You need to up your game! Just been on it for the first time in a week and got 4 matches lol

Problem is in a right ugly fvcker, a solid 2/10

Maybe one day, eh.

[Simo86]

You're thinking of Smuts.

Anyway turned out to be a bust, she's a lesbian and wants to know if I can score her some weed.

God knows why she swiped right on me she wished me luck and unmatched.

What a start

Hahahahaha you cannot write this stuff!! 

 

Problem is in a right ugly fvcker, a solid 2/10

Maybe one day, eh.

You nee to get some power rounds in! Right swipe only

[Finnaldo]

You nee to get some power rounds in! Right swipe only

Trust me I've had my fair share of blitzkriegs, I do find that if I leave it for a month or so they come pouring in but sometimes I can't help but look

[Simo86]

Trust me I've had my fair share of blitzkriegs, I do find that if I leave it for a month or so they come pouring in but sometimes I can't help but look

That's called addiction my friend 

Edited 29 September 2014 by Simo86