The Tinder Thread

[Grandad.]

Dig in there Una. 

[Lamby]

What's been happening Gents?

 

Is Lamby a virgin?

 

Not been one for 8 years Nice try though.

[Beliall]

No way your 43 years old

[Grandad.]

Not been one for 8 years Nice try though.

 

 

 

As if you lost your virginity at 16. lol 

[Lamby]

 

As if you lost your virginity at 16. lol

 

I did

[Facecloth]

I did

Your right hand doesn't count.

[Unabomber]

Not having lamby losing his virginity before me

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Was it by consent orrrrr?

[ScouseFox]

either she was a f ucking dog or a relative

or it's a lie

[Facecloth]

Not having lamby losing his virginity before me

You were older then 16!?! I would have imagined you were bedding 50 year olds when you were a randy 14 year old!

[Unabomber]

You were older then 16!?! I would have imagined you were bedding 50 year olds when you were a randy 14 year old!

I was 25 pal.

[General Smuts]

My current internal monologue

 

'Don't; make Jimmy Saville joke, Don't; make Jimmy Saville joke, Don't; make Jimmy Saville joke,'

[Finnegan]

As if you lost your virginity at 16. lol

As if he's not still flying with Richard Branson.

[Itsthejoeker]

Lamy probably lost it behind the bins at a burger king after flashing his chicken dipper

[Guest]

I did

 

Sheep don't count.

[Grandad.]

I reckon he was selling his arse as a rentboy for a 50p bet when he was 16. 

[Churchill]

Not been one for 8 years Nice try though.

Being a receiver doesn't count.

Edited 6 October 2014 by Churchill

[Carl the Llama]

Edit:  On reflection that was a bit mean, sorry Kingy - no hard feelings eh?

 

Like this if you love to suck dick.

Edited 6 October 2014 by Carl the Llama

[General Smuts]

'I'd love to send you a dick pic but my zooms not working'

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Turns out Laura 23 is part of the "I need to go to Australia to find myself and it's now or never" cliche brigade, yh nice 1 4 tellin me b4 we met up n shit. ****ing timewaster*, so I've reinstalled and....

 

 

THEY CALL ME WESLEY SWIPES

 

*I've said to look ard, I'm actually genuinely quite gutted about the whole thing when it comes down to it #gay #minusladpoints

Edited 6 October 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[HEGGSY]

Poor MTWG

[ScouseFox]

wow these bitches what are they like

[ScouseFox]

ps she obvs found the thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

IM GENUINELY HIDEOUSLY GUTTED LOL LOL 

[Grandad.]

I know a few slags who have done the whole Australia thing recently. only going there for more dick. 

 

**** Laura.