The Tinder Thread

[Asha]

I want to upload the picture but imagshack is being a dick

[StanSP]

I want to upload the picture but imagshack is being a dick

 

GO WITH THIS. 

[Asha]

Erm, what's a GFE session?

[EnderbyFox]

There have been many false dawns in regards to the return of The Tinder Thread.

 

I don't want to get my hopes up

[Ross96]

No man, it's just that a Ross used to phone in regular on RL, and I'm guessing he is around you age (I assume you were born in 1996).

Oh right and yeah I was born in 96

[Fox92]

definitely des or fox92. win/win

 

Some new match messaged me first so definitely ....

 

lol

[Unabomber]

Oh right and yeah I was born in 96

Shouldn't really be on tinder then.

[StanSP]

Erm, what's a GFE session?

 

Girlfriend experience.

[MPH]

Matched with someone.

Just need to decide which of the Tinder Thread gurus to follow.

Go with:

You: you have the body of a God!

Person: aww yeah!?

You: yeah. Buddha.

Person: :-(

UNMATCHED

I must point out as a disclaimer I am in fact not a Tinder guru and this might even be my first contribution to the thread

Edited 14 October 2014 by MPH

[Asha]

Girlfriend experience.

 

Ah right, this girl seems a bit forward then.

 

Asking for roses and shit too in a first message, how rude.

[Ross96]

Shouldn't really be on tinder then.

Why not I'm 18?

[Asha]

Go with:

You: you have the body of a God!

Person: aww yeah!?

You: yeah. Buddha.

Person: :-(

UNMATCHED

I must point out as a disclaimer I am in fact not a Tinder guru and thus might even be my first contribution to the thread

 

 

It's funny but Buddha isn't a God.

 

I'm guessing it probably still works on her though.

[StanSP]

Ah right, this girl seems a bit forward then.

 

Asking for roses and shit too in a first message, how rude.

 

Sure it's not a Bot ?!

 

Smuts MK2.

[RonnieTodger]

It's quite unbelievable that someone of off 1996 can be 18.

[Unabomber]

Why not I'm 18?

 

 

It's quite unbelievable that someone of off 1996 can be 18.

this

[MPH]

 

It's funny but Buddha isn't a God.

 

I'm guessing it probably still works on her though.

I was careful to put a God not actually God... Although I better stop there before this thread goes wildly off course....

[Asha]

Sure it's not a Bot ?!

 

Smuts MK2.

 

I thought about that, but she has several photos with friends. Not your classic spam woman, unless they've got more clever recently.

[Asha]

I was careful to put a God not actually God... Although I better stop there before this thread goes wildly off course....

 

I know you did, but he's not considered 'a God' either

 

Anyway, yeah, so I've just had another match with the same message as the previous one so I'm obviously being mugged off here.

[Ross96]

Just wait till footballers are born in the 2000s haha

[MPH]

I know you did, but he's not considered 'a God' either

 

Anyway, yeah, so I've just had another match with the same message as the previous one so I'm obviously being mugged off here.

Maybe my mistake was putting a capital G instead of lower case g.

[Des.]

definitely des or fox92. win/win

[Des.]

Match

[orangecity23]

Bwaahahaha, I've literally just matched her Des!

[Asha]

How did you do that?

[orangecity23]

Some people just have the gift my friend.

 

 

 

 

 

She's probably going to be a bot.