The Tinder Thread

[Beliall]

ok, so whos actually met with a bot, must be one....

[VLC86]

Full gfe session? So basically you will wake up in the morning getting nagged at and storm out to work with the hump, come home and dinner is on the table? No, on the table is a new pair of shoes and your credit card bill. Then you have to watch fkin Emmerdale and Coro before she goes to bed at 9 to read 50 shades of grey before giving you a shit hand job and to sleep?

Sounds great, where do I sign up?

[Beliall]

Full gfe session? So basically you will wake up in the morning getting nagged at and storm out to work with the hump, come home and dinner is on the table? No, on the table is a new pair of shoes and your credit card bill. Then you have to watch fkin Emmerdale and Coro before she goes to bed at 9 to read 50 shades of grey before giving you a shit hand job and to sleep?

Sounds great, where do I sign up?

 

 

ill take it

[Steve_Guppy_Left_Foot]

If this is a real blow by blow movie adaptation, good luck finding someone to agree to play me.

[StanSP]

So which one do we think she is?

[Beliall]

So which one do we think she is?

The minger with the camera

[Ross-Kemp]

A bot.

[Unabomber]

Girl at work has just downloaded tinder and she was on it today, the difference is silly every time she swiped right it's a match.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Blows my mind when I see des is actually called Luke x

[Des.]

Blows my mind when I see des is actually called Luke x

[Facecloth]

We successfully made him change his name to Des on here, I think we can get him to change his name from Luke to Des is real life!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Des change your facey name to des please think of the matches

Edited 16 October 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[General Smuts]

Option 1

Or Option 2?

EDIT: I'll use the word I'd instead of is in option 2 obviously.

Edited 16 October 2014 by General Smuts

[ScouseFox]

Girl at work has just downloaded tinder and she was on it today, the difference is silly every time she swiped right it's a match.

 

yeh it's mad i had a race with a bird to 100 matches she was there by the time i was on about 20. and she was quite selective about who she liked whereas i was on a bit of a rampage to match anyone to write something funny and post it in here. 

 

i have re opened the app now this thread has had decent figures for a couple of days and smuts has posted a match; ready to rumbleeee

[DennisNedry]

I wonder if men outnumber women so hugely on more 'serious' sites like eHarmony like they do on Tinder, POF etc. 

 

Just signed into POF for the first time in a few weeks, and have received one of those blanket invite messages to events within a certain radius of your location. I look at the 'members attending' part and it's a total sausage fest; at least 5:1 men to women ratio. 

 

There must be lonely women out there... maybe they just avoid online because they get spammed with cock pics. They probably know that if they outside they're more likely to get approached by more attractive and confident blokes than the desperate guys messaging them online.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

more attractive and confident blokes than the desperate guys messaging them online.

 

u wot

 

Edited 16 October 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[DennisNedry]

u wot

 

 

I wouldn't really put people from this thread in that bracket, since it's mostly being done for a laugh - with intent.

 

Christ, that gif is annoying when you're quoting it in a reply!!

Edited 16 October 2014 by DennisNedry

[cambridgefox]

Am I fooking hearing things right.

[Unabomber]

Thinking guys chat up girls without the use of an internet connection just

[Asha]

I wonder if men outnumber women so hugely on more 'serious' sites like eHarmony like they do on Tinder, POF etc. 

 

Just signed into POF for the first time in a few weeks, and have received one of those blanket invite messages to events within a certain radius of your location. I look at the 'members attending' part and it's a total sausage fest; at least 5:1 men to women ratio. 

 

There must be lonely women out there... maybe they just avoid online because they get spammed with cock pics. They probably know that if they outside they're more likely to get approached by more attractive and confident blokes than the desperate guys messaging them online.

 

Most women who are signed up to POF do it for the pick-me-up, man. Few are actually looking to MEET someone, hence not needing to go to those events.

 

It's kind of astounding when you see a girl sign in to their profile and seeing they have literally hundreds of messages. 90% of which say something like ' you're so cute so fit so sexy na na nee na na na'. So on an insecure day they can just sign in and see all these nice (if insincere) things about these guys have sent to them.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Nussul there speaking with an air of having definitely catfished people on plenty of fish to boost his own self worth

[Asha]

AHHHH MEMORIES

[Asha]

Talking to this cute girl from Nuneaton but she's pretty damn boring.

 

Every time I try and spice it up she keeps talking about her career.

 

Only one thing for it.

[Unabomber]

What are you doing to spice it up? Sounds certainly sexy.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Define spice it up