The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Chapter 23: Getting spicy with Asha.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Dont; mention the number 23 to me and expect me to not weep

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Ask if you can like salt off her v-jayjay and drink her tequila enema

Love it when the ladies get kinnky

[Unabomber]

Shit of all the numbers to chose. I'm so insensitive nowadays. Sorry the chap formerly known as the chirpiest chap on the app.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The chirpiest chap on the app died in July

[Unabomber]

The chirpiest chap on the app died in July

And don't we all know about it 

[ACF]

MTWG, forever whining.

[Simo86]

If this is a real blow by blow movie adaptation, good luck finding someone to agree to play me.

Nicholas Cage loves playing shit roles these days....sorted 

[Simo86]

Tempted to re-download the app again for my night out in the toon tomorrow night...................

[GingerrrFox]

I was contemplating a switched up verse of the Leonardo song right here for MTWG but I can't be that mean when it involves love....

[Grandad.]

How's it going in here boys?

 

Hope you're all well.. 

[Grandad.]

I've matched with an old flame.. What on earth do I do?!

[Unabomber]

You douse that flame with your love muk my friend.

[LankyStreak]

MTWG now single, Una seemingly on the verge, Smuts still writing comedy gold, this thread has risen like a Phoenix from the flames!!!!! Certainly makes for better reading than the same old Ched Evans chat on our board.

 

Also, all this talk of actors who would play you all in a film???????????????? If it isn't made using Captain Scarlet/Thunderbirds/Joe 90 puppets in a Team America style then i simply Dont; want to know about it.

[Unabomber]

I'm off out in leamington tonight and if my past two visits are anything to go by I should have some interesting tales.

[Grandad.]

You douse that flame with your love muk my friend.

 

I dunno, I've always been wary of birds I know on Tinder.. 

 

I love a slut, I love a slut on Tinder but do I love a slut on Tinder who I know? i'm not so sure. 

 

I text her and put "You're on Tinder *crying with laughter emoji x 5*" and got, "Yeah, clearly you are too..", she's trumped me. 

[Churchill]

Amanda, 25. Soon as I see that name and age I instantly know its a bot, all that graft swiping right and you match with that! Tinder plays with your emotions.

[General Smuts]

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[General Smuts]

This one is definitely a bot. Far too fit otherwise.

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[General Smuts]

**** sake. Gold. Ruined.

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[Stadt]

Magikarps are orange

[General Smuts]

Magikarps are orange

This one was part smurf

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[Des.]

New match

[orangecity23]

Smuts, switch the Magikarp for something actually blue like Squirtle, Lapras or Gyarados. You ain't gonna be impressing no ladies with inaccurate Pokemon patter.

 

 

Actually, you might want to save Squirtle for a filthy pun as a follow up.

Edited 17 October 2014 by orangecity23

[Stadt]

Or an Articuno, they're cool