The Tinder Thread

[Ross96]

Are all her photos in the dark or is she not braggable in which case WHY YOU BLAG LOSS?

Tyesha has a daft name but them cans Ross, them cans!

Yep all in the dark so I'm over it

you could live in rosies cleavage

Working my way in there!

[Ross96]

Wants to be wined and dined though, unless she's doing a Jimmy Floyd and going Dutch there's a place for her and it's called the bin

Yeah she's probably a bit snobby 

[Jordan]

I reckon the first blonde one is a bot though

Of course, ain't no way there's a white girl actually named Tyesha.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[ealingfox]

Incidentally does anyone know how to take screenshots with a Samsung? (S4)

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

inidan fml

[ScouseFox]

inidan hahahaha

[Ross96]

Inidian... not a good start

[Beliall]

Incidentally does anyone know how to take screenshots with a Samsung? (S4)

 

 

home + power button on my s3

[Ross96]

Think I dodged a bullet with Valentina...

[ScouseFox]

 

please say you got a good response to this

[ScouseFox]

Think I dodged a bullet with Valentina...

[Ross96]

 

Think I dodged a bullet with Valentina...

 

That should work a treat

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Scousey, if I don't get a decent reply she ain't worth the Jimmy Floyd (Hassle)

[ScouseFox]

no birds are worth the david hassel(hoff) when it comes down to it really 

[Beliall]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you're a bot

Ill give some to you

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

no birds are worth the david hassel(hoff) when it comes down to it really 

 

Yeah load of Alan Hassall (tyrone off corro) aint they

 

hes called halsall what the **** am i doing with my life tonight and in general

Edited 19 October 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

hahahaha and the fact you have almost definitely spent the 11 minutes in between replies thinking of someone called hassle. then got it wrong with tyrone off corrie.

 

should've saved yourself the jimmy floyd really pal 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

hahahaha and the fact you have almost definitely spent the 11 minutes in between replies thinking of someone called hassle. then got it wrong with tyrone off corrie.

 

should've saved yourself the jimmy floyd really pal 

 

i spent the 11 minutes in between having a rinse round the key areas

[ScouseFox]

well that is tinder opening line gold 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I swear I just swiped no on a GFE bot but she had a bio, getting clever aint they the craft shits

To be honest on the basis of the bio I was going to swipe left anyway

 

"<3 house music" na you're alright

[ScouseFox]

<3 creamfields ibiza 2014 with the gals DAVID GUETTA!!<3<3 once a prin always a prin hehe

bin

[MPH]

Incidentally does anyone know how to take screenshots with a Samsung? (S4)

Hold your hand as if you are about to karate chop laura, 23. Place it on the far right side of your phone then sweep it to the left.

(You can also do left to right).

Edited 20 October 2014 by MPH

[ScouseFox]

hahaha someone just called me "an out an out weirdo" then unmatched me cos I said I'd spent the last 11 minutes having a rinse round the key areas

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

!!

<3 creamfields ibiza 2014 with the gals DAVID GUETTA!!<3<3 once a prin always a prin hehe



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