The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

gonna tattoo a beard onto my face TWO BIRDS ONE STONE

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

 

 

[ScouseFox]

be careful out there ladies and gents. A NEW TYPE OF BOT IS ON THE SCENE

[StanSP]

I COULD LITERALLY WROTE ANYTHING.

 

#Inidan

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

So going off tinder for a while…. someone a few pages back asked if on proper dating sites, is it the same….

So i joined Match to see what the pool of women is like, I can assure you that if you want to get some from a 45+ year old never married desperate lady get on it!!
Im just trying to see if i can justify £20 for it

[StanSP]

That sounds illegal mate. At least Tinder is free.

Edited 20 October 2014 by StanSP

[Stadt]

The worst thing with this thread is when you're with other people just trying to keep it together and not start crying with laughter cos they want to know what you're laughing at and it's too hard to explain the wonders of the tinder thread

[Fox92]

lol

 

"If I send you my kik ID you won't promise to come and kidnap me?"

 

No, I'll just post it on an Internet forum instead!

[pooleyLCFC]

The worst thing with this thread is when you're with other people just trying to keep it together and not start crying with laughter cos they want to know what you're laughing at and it's too hard to explain the wonders of the tinder thread

 

The amount of times I've nearly spat food/drink over my screen at work reading this thread

[Grandad.]

I wouldn't say i'm a stunner, but deffo not ugly, and i'm not even getting matches from the ugly birds, talk about dry patch

 

- remember a lot of us have met you. 

 

This thread makes me wonder if any of you have ever been been laid.

 

- drown yourself.

 

Lamby I've been laid more times than you've lost a bet.

 

lol lol lol lol

[Ross96]

Yeah, watch out for these 'bats eyes' bots there evolving one has even gone to the trouble of providing an instagram. Also the twat only went and sent me a message at 4 am and of course I forgot to put my phone on silent. 

[ScouseFox]

wow your one called you cute and normal and mine accused me of being a kidnapper ffs

[Ross96]

wow your one called you cute and normal and mine accused me of being a kidnapper ffs

They're even getting wary

Edited 20 October 2014 by Ross96

[Des.]

wow your one called you cute and normal and mine accused me of being a kidnapper ffs

You also accused someone else of that yourself...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

just matched with a girl i thought was a bot, i asked if she was real and she's taken it as a compliment, we're entering a brave new era here chaps - women versus machine

[Brenfox]

Nice to see Mtwg back on his 'A' game.

[Ross-Kemp]

Let's have some fun.

[Unabomber]

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Let's have some fun.

What an effort! please tell me she replied?!

[Ross-Kemp]

What an effort! please tell me she replied?!

Not yet, she looks tidy too. Don't think she will be impressed.

[ScouseFox]

;

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Raaaaaaaaaabs

Edited 20 October 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

can't believe i nearly missed that post up there

[Ross96]

Hope this gal loves a bit of the Pearson style romance

[Unabomber]

Might have to try some Pearson openers.