The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Can't stop laughing at "have you got a screw loose?" and the fact that she has yet to unmatch me.

[General Smuts]

The years I spent alone in my room playing Tony Hawks and masturbating furiously might finally pay off!

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[Unabomber]

Smuts 

 

What a turnaround, you literally couldn't buy a match and now we can see you spout your verbal spunk all over these unassuming slags, top work. When the tinder thread awards come around in mid march you will be getting my vote for best turnaround, as opposed to my previous selection for good sport.

[ScouseFox]

yeah smuts is a sure thing for "most improved player" on awards night

[General Smuts]

Smuts

What a turnaround, you literally couldn't buy a match and now we can see you spout your verbal spunk all over these unassuming slags, top work. When the tinder thread awards come around in mid march you will be getting my vote for best turnaround, as opposed to my previous selection for good sport.

It turns out London lasses are way pickier than the Leicester lasses. One night in Leicester and I green hearted about 50 times and have come away with 5 new matches. That's 1 in 10 as opposed to my St Albans hit rate of at best 1 in 1000.

You northern ****ers don't know you're born.

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[General Smuts]

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've just completely blown it with a 9/10 match I thought was a ****ing bot oh **** MY ****ING LIFE

[General Smuts]

I've just completely blown it with a 9/10 match I thought was a ****ing bot oh **** MY ****ING LIFE

Pics or GTF.

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[Ross96]

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You northern ****ers don't know you're born.

You've got to feel sorry for me living in Ipswich, living this close to Norfolk would mean I would have to be atleast be there 3rd cousin to get a match

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've just completely blown it with a 9/10 match I thought was a ****ing bot oh **** MY ****ING LIFE

 

 

 

[Unabomber]

oh god it all makes sense now, she is just gorgeous. 

[EnderbyFox]

You bloody fool 

[ScouseFox]

what did you say to her that is so unrecoverable?

[Ross96]

MTWG I feel for you

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

what did you say to her that is so unrecoverable?

 

I rape corpses

[General Smuts]

I would drag Loveday's balls through broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

[ScouseFox]

hahahah quite tough to turn that round. just blame it on des I did that once and we carried on like nothing had ever happened

[Ross96]

Hahaha "I rape corpses" was definitely never going to work with a girl of those genes

[Unabomber]

How come you told a nice young lady who clearly finds you attractive that you rape corpses mate?

Edited 20 October 2014 by Unabomber

[General Smuts]

How come you told a nice young lady who clearly finds you attractive that you rape corpses mate?

He's properly smutsed it here.

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[Unabomber]

He's properly smutsed it here.

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Good to see you're still sending things from your iPhone using Tapatalk mate. 

[General Smuts]

Good to see you're still sending things from your iPhone using Tapatalk mate.

Cheers treacle.

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[Des.]

Meanwhile...

Edited 20 October 2014 by Des.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[The Blur]

The real challenge is gonna be casting Ken.

 

 

I have said it before and I will say it again.RICKY TOMLINSON.