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The Tinder Thread

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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First you mug me off with your lack of Pearson love and now this bollocks.

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Ahaaaa mate I unmatched her after she sent me a message saying

"Not gonna lie your really good looking"

I ignored the glaring spelling error and just replied filthily. she asked if I was after anything serious I said no, she were reyt keen. So I unmatched her

I think maybe you're the result of an infamous kayleigh power round

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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"Okay Belisa, fine I give in. I can't turn down your sexual advances anymore. Just name a time and a place and I'll be there. You bring the Nutella, I'll bring the handcuffs"

too late bro.

 

Went with

"key areas like my balls and johnson"

 

"oh um haha"

 

"would you give my johnson a seeing to?"

 

no reply

 

we go again.

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StanSP

StanSP

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are jaffa cakes a  cake or a biscuit

 

someone use that as an opener and post results, include the double space and lack of question mark

 

 

I don't know why but...

 

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She's quite clearly not a bot. A bot would have replied by now...

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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Ahaaaa mate I unmatched her after she sent me a message saying

"Not gonna lie your really good looking"

I ignored the glaring spelling error and just replied filthily. she asked if I was after anything serious I said no, she were reyt keen. So I unmatched her

I think maybe you're the result of an infamous kayleigh power round

Ahahahahaha magical! I've finally crossed Tinder swords with someone! She clearly loves a Lego haircut.

I might drop her the next verse to my poppadom rap since Sian, 28 ain't interested.

Lyrics and rhyme, Gareth Gates in pantomime

Before the internet was such a simpler time

Kajagoogo and Rick Astley both were sublime

And porn was found in bushes and never online

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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Ahahahahaha magical! I've finally crossed Tinder swords with someone! She clearly loves a Lego haircut.

I might drop her the next verse to my poppadom rap since Sian, 28 ain't interested.

Lyrics and rhyme, Gareth Gates in pantomime

Before the internet was such a simpler time

Kajagoogo and Rick Astley both were sublime

And porn was found in bushes and never online

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send her something filthy for #bantz

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