The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Seriouslyhe has definitely been giving it the serial lothario Fran cosgrave / callum best on here then wanking over old texts from happier times until his ex folded

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

More like cocks in the birstall socks

And no longer will I have to be placing my birstall cock in a birstall sock! happy days

[Unabomber]

Where'd you meet this slapper? fidabfox

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Where'd you meet this slapper? fidabfox

Girl I went school with years ago, saw her in town, got chatting and stuff, standard stuff really

Least it has appeared to kick start the thread again

[Unabomber]

Girl I went school with years ago, saw her in town, got chatting and stuff, standard stuff really

Least it has appeared to kick start the thread again

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

FITBB more like let down in the birstall box xxx

[ScouseFox]

flopinthebirstallbox 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

More like Bob stain in the birstall box xxxxxx

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

okay MTWG, ill call it off getting my winky wet so I can get rejected by bots on tinder

Logic

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

The new leedsfox95

[Unabomber]

okay MTWG

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

! You're desperate to pin that Leedsfox95 badge onto someone!

Laura23 has left you pretty bitter son, wanna talk about it champ?

[ScouseFox]

oh god he's mentioned the unmentionable 

 

 

laura, 23

[Unabomber]

shit _{l^{aura 23}}

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Did I go too far….

[ScouseFox]

i don't think he's coming back #riploveday

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

 #Pray4Geordie

[Unabomber]

This reminds me of page 60 (or whatever it was) when kingbellend was annoying loveday so much that he left us for a while. He still came back though the little trooper.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Fox in the birstall box synonymous with bad vibes

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

[Grandad.]

Ooooooya ****er, she has been mentioned. 

 

Poor Sam. 

[orangecity23]

The one who must not be named has been named.

Times are tough in Tinder town.

I've been swiping some names so weird that dont; look correctly spelt.

Only one thing to do - write a song.

 

Tinder No. 5

Ladies and gentlemen
This is Tinder No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody on the app, let's go swipe
I'll go right, for any random hottie
But if she's only got face pics,
she might have a fat body,
Gotta say, it's been a long week
Had a few matches, but talk was cheap
I've seen a Noelia, Baillie, Krystle and Mooni
And as I keep swiping the names get more loony
So what can I do? I'll write the names down
While I'm swiping in Chicago town,
Anything weird, I'll let Roy bin it
Don't got a rhyme, so I'll just say trumpet.

A little bit of Jimmye by the pool
A little bit of Jola being cool
A little bit of Shavohn is what I need
A little bit of Jaclyn with a C
A little bit of Samara in the sun
A little bit of Kuba cos she's fun
A little bit of Kuppy against the wall
A little bit of Stefphanie, best of all

WHA
*trumpet solo*

Tinder number 5!

When it's all said, I won't get these girls in bed
But there's no need to get wed
When you've got the Tinder thead
Take one swipe left and one swipe right
100 swipes a day, and double in the night
Say you've got a fish farm, after you've been drinking
It's not going well, and your tractor is sinking

A little bit of LaParis, not from France
A little bit of Ryanne in her pants
A little bit of Sammantha with 2 Ms
A little bit of Kenosha, message send
A little bit of Yarrow, yesterday
A little bit of Le'De, come and play
A little bit of Kooey, here I am,
A little bit of Happy, cos I am

Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Tinder No. 5!
(ha ha ha)

A little bit of Leigha, with her guns
A little bit of Kenosha's massive buns
A little bit of Tyne, for Miquel the Geordie
A little bit of Matika, for Des-sy
A little bit of Marinell, doing well
A little bit of Oksana, cos she's swell
A little bit of KT, makes me shout
A little bit of Bona, and I'm out

I do all I do,
To fall in love with a girl or two
Maybe one day, I'll find myself a girl who's super hot
But she'll probably just end up as a chatbot

 

EDIT: All names appearing in this musical parody are genuine. I shit you not.

Edited 30 October 2014 by orangecity23

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

cheers for that indian dog food link james

[orangecity23]

Just had a look at Triple J JimmyJJohnJunior's profile, his list of posts is quite freaky. He posted 'My life ebbing away in front of my eyes' in the What are You Watching? Thread, then started posting shitty advert links a couple of months later. Obviously had a terrible depressing experience, got hooked on drugs or Faberge Eggs or summat, and ending up massively in debt to a Colombian drug cartel. Now he posts ad links on forums, while doing the odd bit of cross border smuggling on the side, sneaking imported sand into the Arizona desert, so Americans don't catch on to the fact it's actually got a perfectly good lawn of grass underneath it's so called 'desert'.

 

This lad needs to get on Tinder, ditch the Indian Pedigree Chumps and find himself a nice girl like Guadalupe or Tyania.

[StanSP]

JJJJJJ needs to work on his bot game. Indian Dog Food or GFE?