The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

corky is surprisingly tinder gold too

[Guest ttfn]

Tears.

[Stadt]

I like to think there's a female forum moaning about these tinder lines somewhere

Edited 1 November 2014 by Wookie

[ScouseFox]

I'm not gonna use a dangerous tiger post because I don't want to be reported to the tinder police for being racist of homophobic or an idiot

and I've ran out of matches :'(

[ScouseFox]

sorry corky

[DennisNedry]

sorry corky

 

Nice. 

 

Now add 'as an aside, I think apes are magnificent creatures'

 

Golden.

[General Smuts]

Tinder like Thracian will one day rule the world.

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[Finnegan]

Tinder like Thracian will one day rule the world.

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As an aside.

[Stadt]

The only problem is the bird might leave for the greener grass that is Alan Sheehan

[orangecity23]

The only problem is the bird might leave for the greener grass that is Alan Sheehan

Well he is the number 1 creator of assists, 'near assists' and almost chances. If only honest plodders like Hume, Fryatt and De Vries could have put away the feast of service that Shhhhh's trusty left boot delivered so accurately, like a squash serve cutting through the waves like a tea clipper through the ocean.

[StanSP]

Think a transvestite bot deserves some #tinderlikebabylad

 

 

[orangecity23]

Just swiped right on a girl called Dann, fingers crossed for the match so I can go for the obvious Partridge opener. Its probably just short for Dannielle, but I'll never get a better chance than this to do it.

[Beliall]

this thread is ess funny now your just reposting random posts. wheres the quality gone?

[Unabomber]

[Facecloth]

Brilliant!

[Beliall]

 

[Stadt]

She's certainly sexy, has a male Turkish name though.

(I'm fully aware that this will be used as a tinder line, probably by Scouse)

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Ilkay isn't just a chap's name

(More likely to be used by scouse)

[ScouseFox]

i would smash her head in 

 

 

(already been used by scouse resulting in a rapid fire unmatch)

[StanSP]

 

 

[Stadt]

Eh?!

[StanSP]

In her picture . 

[Facecloth]

Looks like someone caught her having a shit in the bath!

Edited 3 November 2014 by Facecloth

[StanSP]

Looks like she's been possessed. 

[Leeds Fox]

Classic!!! The whole thread, pure genius.