The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[StanSP]

How have you not capitalized on a name like Riva?

Too soon?

[Stadt]

im not sure this one had the legs anyway

[EnderbyFox]

im not sure this one had the legs anyway

 

She's definitely worth a shot 

[Leeds Fox]

She's definitely worth a shot

You could've blown her mind

[VLC86]

Too soon?

You could have at least told her you wanted to break her banks.

[StanSP]

You could have at least told her you wanted to break her banks.

I feel like my eloquently-put, self-deprecating poem isn't getting enough credit here...

[Beliall]

 

#TinderlikeTubes

Edited 5 November 2014 by Beliall

[Unabomber]

Despite what you think, you're not big, clever or hard and you're definitely not part of the baby squad. Do us all a favour and grow up.

Oh man someone please do it.

[ScouseFox]

hahahaha yes. done. 

[VLC86]

I feel like my eloquently-put, self-deprecating poem isn't getting enough credit here...

Hmmm 4/10.

'There once was a girl called Riva

Who's muff started to sliver

I messaged her in tinder

When I should have binned 'er

But now she's absolutely gagging for it so can I have your number?'

[Facecloth]

The was a young girl named Riva

Who said one night she's a leaver

She went to the loo

For a really big poo

So I shot her right in the beaver

Edited 5 November 2014 by Facecloth

[VLC86]

The was a young girl named Riva

Who said one night she's a leaver

She went to the loo

For a really big poo

So I shot her right in the beaver

You have said way more than you should on an Internet forum about your sexual preferences there mate .

[Facecloth]

You have said way more than you should on an Internet forum about your sexual preferences there mate .

I was trying my best to play on the Riva connection to Pistorious.

[Unabomber]

They can be split for a few hours I'm guessing, they aren't the bloody Chuckles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Made a fake profile. Got a match. What do I win?

 

 

Seen this guy somewhere before ....

 

[theessexfox]

Gold.

[HEGGSY]

My finest moment in this thread

Or is it my Abz from 5ive post?

Hmm

Edited 5 November 2014 by HEGGSY

[Unabomber]

"Jim 20" 

 

lmao

[HEGGSY]

"Jim 20"

lmao

It just seemed to fit.

[Unabomber]

It's the expression and the fact he isn't looking at the camera haha I think I missed that post first time round.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Doesn't really count as she is a moose but...

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Coxy loves that Scarlet puppet more than I love a bowl of Krave cereal in the morning

[Unabomber]

Coxy loves that Scarlet puppet more than I love a bowl of Krave cereal in the morning

haha it's class

[ScouseFox]

hold tight miquel 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Might start #tinderinglikedes