The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I used to love it when the poolster would start with a very basic, (if anything) polite comment about Jessica Ennis but would eventually get more depraved to the point his post became plain bizarre.

"Jessica Ennis is simply a beautiful women, I'd like to kiss her - and I mean that bum lads, what a women. in fact I'd go as far as robbing a pair of her saucy undies and smelling them because she's a saucy women and I think she's beautiful then I'd like to take her on a date and keep her hidden im my sex dungeon because she is a women that is certainly sexy but celebs only date celebs!"

[StanSP]

 

[DennisNedry]

 

 

You both love R.I.E.N.D

 

Match made in heaven Stan.

[StanSP]

You both love R.I.E.N.D

 

Match made in heaven Stan.

 

That's what made me swipe right.

[ScouseFox]

loveday claims an assist here cos he clearly wrote all that out on purpose

[AKCJ]

I hope to god that she replies with Tom Ince.

[ScouseFox]

Just saw some stunner "studying lingerie and swimwear at DMU" seems a legit course.

leicesterpool's ideal course

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

loveday claims an assist here cos he clearly wrote all that out on purpose

 

Well obviously I did, that wasn't an authentic 'pool post.

[babylad92]

 

 

 

shes on the chubby side ive got some pretty fit matches

Edited 6 November 2014 by babylad92

[StanSP]

shes on the chubby side ive got some pretty fit matches

Yeah so have I. Matched your mum last night.

#classic #oldschool

[babylad92]

Yeah so have I. Matched your mum last night.

#classic #oldschool

 

shame thats all u can come up with it, especialy as clearly ur not very attractive to be matching chubbies

[StanSP]

shame thats all u can come up with it, especialy as clearly ur not very attractive to be matching chubbies

you're the only one that takes this thread seriously. Relax a little.

[babylad92]

you're the only one that takes this thread seriously. Relax a little.

 

no worries mate  

[Soar Fox]

shame thats all u can come up with it, especialy as clearly ur not very attractive to be matching chubbies

lol!

[Leeds Fox]

Yeah so have I. Matched your mum last night.

#classic #oldschool

I matched her 22 years ago! Edited 6 November 2014 by Leeds Fox

[Ross-Kemp]

#tinderlikebabylad92

[StanSP]

Beat me to it .

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I reckon finners is the guy behind babylad

[Finnegan]

Rumbled.

[Ross-Kemp]

She's a ****ing bot

[StanSP]

Natasha's not a bot . She doesn't know who's had 4 clubs in a year but I can get over that.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[Unabomber]

 

 

I'm off the rails atm.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

She drops the kiss after that sarnie choice, take not Walt DESney

[babylad92]

 

 

I'm off the rails atm.

 

 

 

 

made me laugh this time well done lad