The Tinder Thread

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

mate the only girl ive found on there that offers "legit" chat is leaving for aus end of jan and im still organising shite like winter wonderland in hyde park with her; im wetter than des' sheets after hes watched red shoe diaries on channel five in 2001

 

and thats wet son

[ScouseFox]

if it's legit advice you're after i'm your man 

Edited 7 November 2014 by ScouseFox

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

scousefox - baths or showers?

[StanSP]

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

spat out chicken shish

[ScouseFox]

showers in the morning baths at night or if you're having a bad day, you have to be a bit of an animal to have a shower at night imo

hahaha well done stan she was asking for that for having the audacity to have that name really 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

bath it is

[Unabomber]

here's me bathing in my own tears and these two pissbags debating when to have a ****ing bath. 

[Finnegan]

What normal person with a working shower has a bath?

[ScouseFox]

i can't imagine not having a bath on a sunday and some other days throughout the week 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I'll have a shower when im forced to by our robot gods thanks

 

until then im bathing like Don Corleone

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

here's me bathing in my own tears and these two pissbags debating when to have a ****ing bath. 

 

i offered advice you spooze stain and my advice was if you meet someone with genuinely good chat on tinder its more than likely gonna be the love of your life

[Samilktray]

Baths are dirty

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

yer mams dirty

[Unabomber]

i offered advice you spooze stain and my advice was if you meet someone with genuinely good chat on tinder its more than likely gonna be the love of your life

YEAH I DID THAT MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE.

 

Imagine reading this thread from the first page and then seeing me post this, i'm so ashamed.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

mate weve all been there ive found the secret to my success is clinging to the last thread of hope, in my case its when laura 23 actually leaves in january when ill be a bigger mess than des' sheets after a night watching emmanuel films on channel 5 in 2001

[ScouseFox]

crikey you know an awful lot about the wetness of des' sheets 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

channel 5 in 2001

and i aint talking uefa cup coverage 

y knaaaaa mean socuseh

[Unabomber]

Texting Suzy 21 (sandwich girl)  who tests cancer drugs on mice. Everything is good. xx

[ScouseFox]

might change my name by deedpoll to socuseh fox 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Texting Suzy 21 (sandwich girl)  who tests cancer drugs on mice. Everything is good. xx

 

they dont call me the loco lad for nothing

[Finnegan]

This has been a serious tour De force.

I might start typing this up in to a screenplay.

I'll credit you all when I make millions.

[Unabomber]

they dont call me the loco lad for nothing

legit lmao

[ScouseFox]

legit rofl yano 

 

why do they call him the loco lad what does that even mean 

[Unabomber]

do folk think im babylad?