The Tinder Thread

[EnderbyFox]

Smuts' resurgence has made me happier than when Dirty Den came back into Eastenders 

[DennisNedry]

Smuts' resurgence has made me happier than when Dirty Den came back into Eastenders 

 

Now there's an opener.

[ScouseFox]

get her going with some golden smuts then bang leicesterpool her up

[eye666]

Just when I thought this thread had dried up quicker than a nun's twot, Smuts comes along and saves the day.

 

[StanSP]

Nothing about Victoria's Secret, no?

[Unabomber]

Nice Caitlin responded with a solid soul destroying "Erm no."

[Narborough_fox]

Outstanding from Smuts 

[General Smuts]

I'm kind of a big deal.

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[HEGGSY]

Unbelievable work from Smutseh.

Well played.

[orangecity23]

Smuts making the best comeback since Lazarus. Phenomenal stuff.

 

I ****ed things up with Julia, sent her the 'Mirror in your back pocket' line after I became convinced she was a bot, think she just might have been completely pissed.

 

 

 

This one turned out to be a real person, but a scam camgirl.

 

And finally, bots:

[General Smuts]

Assumed all was lost. Woke up to 4 messages.

Frothing at the gash.

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[Unabomber]

We need links. And an exchange system. Who is there Una? Who is there Des?

Dont; think I'd wanna meet her tbh.

[General Smuts]

Dont; think I'd wanna meet her tbh.

I feel sorry for the lass with a tache that has the misfortune of being the lady smuts.

I've no idea how I haven't ****ed this up yet.

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[Beliall]

Someones trolling you surely man. Too good to be true. I mean I really hope shes real and you have lots of little captain scarlets but I doubt it. S.I.G!

[Itsthejoeker]

phd - pretty huge dick.

[GingerrrFox]

Smuts has found the one.

[General Smuts]

Smuts has found the one.

On to a winner.

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[GingerrrFox]

On to a winner.

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Edited 12 November 2014 by GingerrrFox

[Asha]

Haha Smuts is fvcking rising like a phoenix.

 

Like Jesus  

[walkerleeds]

I've never had any communication with Smuts before.. But I can honestly say I've never been so proud of anyone in my life...

[ScouseFox]

Nice Caitlin responded with a solid soul destroying "Erm no."

 

your sig ahahahfshaa lol 

[SystonFox]

Karl JNR.

[General Smuts]

I'd like to thank all of the lads on the Tinder thread, all the mexican businesswomen, Des, Babylad, Ruth, Laura 23 and Captain Scarlet. THIS ONES FOR YOU!!!

[ScouseFox]

the tinder thread has had a lot of highs and lows but the moment smuts realises this bird is having him on is going to be the biggest high and low of the lot i swear 

[Finnegan]

You don't actually get the trophy til you close the deal.

Always be closing.