The Tinder Thread

[ACF]

I cannot figure out for the life of me what is wrong with this woman and how the **** Captain Scarlet worked

[Finnegan]

the tinder thread has had a lot of highs and lows but the moment smuts realises this bird is having him on is going to be the biggest high and low of the lot i swear

My money is on the "babylad" accused.

[Guest ttfn]

That babylad is a lot cleverer than we gave him credit for.

[General Smuts]

You don't actually get the trophy til you close the deal.

Always be closing.

 

Does self closure not count?

[HEGGSY]

We need more pictures Smuts.

[filbertway]

I'm 99% convinced this is someone on a wind up, it all seems to perfect. I know you have the bouncebackability though Peutsy. While it lasts though, G'WON SON!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

If Chloe was babylad I think I might actually eat one of my own dumps with excitement

[Finnegan]

Did anyone ever properly confess to being Ruth?

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I think FRYATT12 mentioned he was Ruth

[Finnegan]

Fryatt12 one of Tod Carty's pseudonyms?

[ScouseFox]

FRYATT12 certainly keeps himself busy 

[EnderbyFox]

Finding myself checking this thread every 10 minutes or so at work hoping for further updates on Smuts potential conquest.

[Simo86]

Yes Smuts! I hope to god that Loveday is stringing you along again!!

 

 

I've had a fair few matches since getting back on this. Here's the best of the bunch so far....

 

[Unabomber]

Look at those tits!!! Crikey!

[StanSP]

I bet Chloe, 22 is actually Craig Adams...

[Ross-Kemp]

Don't think Olivia is a goer buddy.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

[David Guiza]

Don't think Olivia is a goer buddy.

Fairly sure I have her on Facebook but absolutley no idea how I know her, from Loughborough way I think if that helps in any way to Simo's conquest haha.

[Simo86]

Look at those tits!!! Crikey!

Tell me about it! She was in Whitwick when I was messaging....could almost feel them brushing my cheek

 

Don't think Olivia is a goer buddy.

Come on share then Ross?

 

Fairly sure I have her on Facebook but absolutley no idea how I know her, from Loughborough way I think if that helps in any way to Simo's conquest haha.

I know who she is......I'm mates with her brother lol

Edited 12 November 2014 by Simo86

[General Smuts]

On to a winner.

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I've not replied to this yet. I haven't got another baller line in me. I peaked at my hydrogen line.

 

At this point I'm not even fussed if her real name is Keith, 46 and she plays Dungeons and Dragons in her spare time, the effort is worth a mercy lay as far as I'm concerned.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

"Mouth to mouth to Karl Jnr" and you can't think of a saucy comeback

 

Who are you, I don't even know you anymore.

[Finnegan]

"Mouth to mouth to Karl Jnr" and you can't think of a saucy comeback

Who are you, I don't even know you anymore.

He's probably just put off by the realisation he's having borderline text sex with Sam, 26.

[Finnegan]

"Mouth to mouth to Karl Jnr" and you can't think of a saucy comeback

Who are you, I don't even know you anymore.

He's probably just put off by the realisation he's having borderline text sex with Sam, 24.

No idea what's going on there.

**** this phone.

Edited 12 November 2014 by Finnegan

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

He's probably just put off by the realisation he's having borderline text sex with Sam, 26.

 

Keep it down Finnhogonne, it blows non-Partridge watchers minds to realise I'm not actually called Michael (or Miquel)

[Finnegan]

Keep it down Finnhogonne, it blows non-Partridge watchers minds to realise I'm not actually called Michael (or Miquel)

Or a Geordie?