The Tinder Thread

[ScouseFox]

hahaha rip unabomber it's been a bloody pleasure x 

[Unabomber]

Night folks

[Bert]

I'm sure he may be a member of here or at least does the occasional bit of reading.

I'm gonna dig around and see if I can root up his member profile.

This is amazing

He's always reading FT on his lunch break man

[GingerrrFox]

Night folks

You've gotta smash before you can make a swift exit. AMAHHH ****INNN RITEE LADDDDS?

[Des.]

If only a match would pop up, I could at least contribute

[ozleicester]

might i say on behalf of some of the older FTers... 

 

This thread is pure gold

 

Edited 13 November 2014 by ozleicester

[ACF]

App downloaded, let the magic begin.

Edit: Bingo.

Edited 13 November 2014 by ACF

[StanSP]

App downloaded, let the magic begin.

Edit: Bingo.

 

Think you've downloaded the wrong app mate. 

[theessexfox]

   

[ACF]

Think you've downloaded the wrong app mate.

So your saying this isn't the Grindr thread?

[kingcarr21]

This thread still delivers pure gold entertainment. Even after 158 pages its still by far the best thread going. Keep up the good work lads, us married folk envy you

[cambridgefox]

He's always reading FT on his lunch break man

Night folks

  

He's always reading FT on his lunch break man

UB.is this night forever!and Bert,hilarious( for us)this thread is what dreams are made of

Bert" step dad,step dad Lauren is on Tinder and has matched someone off Foxestalk called Unabomber"

Step dad" oh Foxestalk,this sounds good and this Unabomber sounds a good sort for my little princess.Can you tell me a bit about this nice fella?"

Bert"well he seems to post a lot on the tinder thread,I will help you find it"

Stepdad"grrrrrr,I'm gunna rip him a new ass hole.Bertie get me a taxi to Taps.Lauren,I want a word with you.Why can't you go with nice sensible fellas,like MTWG or General Smuts"

Next week. Foxestalk rallies round organising horse cards for 3 members in Leicesters hospitals and Des meets the love of his life Lauren.Will Bert be spending xmas day with Des?Will Una ever go to Taps again without sobbing?Will MTWG ever get the use back in his fingers to upload various stringed puppet pics?Will smuts be able to charge his phone from up his ass?

[Simo86]

As the developer and staunch advocate of said line along with Simo I feel like a proud mother watching her son shoot his first Christmas goose.

This line has never failed. The amount of girls with (t) after their name in my phone is hilarious......should really delete them

[Merging Cultures]

Ha! This thread got even better.

 

I wonder what Bert has said to Lauren? Do we think she will make an appearance on FT?!

[Finnegan]

Let's be fair, it could have been infinitely worse for UB. Remember he was passing round muff shots earlier in the thread.

He was being a veritable gentlemen to Lauren.

Edited 13 November 2014 by Finnegan

[cambridgefox]

Let's be fair, it could have been infinitely worse for UB. Remember he was passing round muff shots earlier in the thread.

He was being a veritable gentlemen to Lauren.

if the step dad recognises his daughters,we have a problem,but yes he has tamed( I think) infact Una was heartbroken last week,best let the step dad only read the last 5 pages mind,but he has been fine with Lauren,although it could have been writers block stopping him!

[cambridgefox]

Ha! This thread got even better.

 

I wonder what Bert has said to Lauren? Do we think she will make an appearance on FT?!

im sure he has stirred it right up.i would have just for comedy value,although I am a piece of shite.

[EnderbyFox]

If only a match would pop up, I could at least contribute

 

Keep your chin up Desmond Tutu, I'm sure your very own Chloe, 22 will surface soon enough

[Finnegan]

Seriously Des. Having met Smuts, if he can get matches you can.

Only difference between you and him is confidence.

[potter3]

Des doesn't possess flowing locks of hair though.

[Finnegan]

Des doesn't possess flowing locks of hair though.

Or a dead gerbil on his face.

[Mike Oxlong]

I will only believe that UB has gone to the tinder in the skies when Moose, FT's very own obituary writer announces it.

[Leeds Fox]

Whereabouts?

Near the Beds/Herts border, not too far from Hitchin?

Any reason you ask?

[ACF]

It works.

Edited 13 November 2014 by ACF

[General Smuts]

Seriously Des. Having met Smuts, if he can get matches you can.

Only difference between you and him is confidence.

 

Des doesn't possess flowing locks of hair though.

 

And 3 inches of pure disappointment between my legs.

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It works.

 

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