The Tinder Thread

[ozleicester]

This is without doubt, the "Breaking Bad" of topics, just when you think its peaked with the Una - Bert situation, up pops...

 

 

Since posting that photo I have had 8 calls from people calling the wrong number, every single time looking for a different person.

Someone literally just called me asking for David Nugent(!) needing assistance with visas.

 

 

One of the numbers was calling from Indian Travel Agents Sydney, another from Lloyd and Lloyd Solicitors
well done whoever this is


'hi is this Chris'
'No, where'd you get my number?'
'I'm calling from STA Travel looking for Chris Wood'
You're all *****

 

 

It makes sense now, the first call was someone looking for Riyad...

 

Want my credit card number instead?

 

 

'Hi this is Eve calling from *something* finance, I'm looking for Andy King'

Una pls

 

 

"Hi is this Ian?"
"Ian who?"
"Uh Ian Stringer?"
"You've got the wrong number pal have a lovely day"

 

 

 

 

[Finnegan]

Maybe Roo has been lurking here the whole time.

[StanSP]

I bloody love this thread. 

[Stadt]

Maybe Roo has been lurking here the whole time.

Hahaha he made this thread and now he's abandoned us

[benpicko]

We must be high on the premier league forum table with threads like this

[EnderbyFox]

Still remember when Laura, 23 was introduced way back on page 30. If only we knew then that she would later go on to destroy the spirit of the chirpiest chap on the app 

[EnderbyFox]

Anyone else ever have that horrible split second moment where you swipe nope prematurely then realise as their face is sliding off the screen that they're actually the love of your life then you go and rock in a corner gently sobbing or have a sit down shower and cry because it'll never happen for you and youre destined for a life of loneliness with no job prospects and you're averaging seven tugs a day and watching constant 're runs of undercover boss

Or is that just me?

 

 

 

[Brenfox]

One member on here has gone very quiet.

All I'm asking is try a little tinderDES. Rubbish I know.

[ozleicester]

One member on here has gone very quiet.

All I'm asking is try a little tinderDES. Rubbish I know.

 

its DESolate

[babylad92]

what are your tinder bios? just wondering if mine needs improvement 

Edited 14 November 2014 by babylad92

[Itsthejoeker]

what are your tinder bios? just wondering if mine needs improvement 

 

Struggling to get matches are we?

[Simo86]

what are your tinder bios? just wondering if mine needs improvement 

nothing

[Simo86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_zdwexQVKE

 

I reckon I've found Roo

[ACF]

Could this be my Laura, 23?

[EnderbyFox]

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Could this be my Laura, 23?

 

 

[SystonFox]

We need MOAR

[Maybes]

Work Geordie what happened with Laura 23 in the end. Did you get a call?

[ACF]

I hope to god they swipe right

[Maybes]

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I hope to god they swipe right

 

BOT'in hell

[ScouseFox]

nah her instagram is legit 

 

and by legit i mean followed by me cos she is fit 

[HEGGSY]

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Could this be my Laura, 23?

Jesus

[chuck'em]

BOT'in hell

I dont; think they have bots in Oz, I didn't get any on it while I was there.

[babylad92]

Struggling to get matches are we?

 

no before my age range was 18-23 got all the uni students etc but i changed my age to 25 to get some older ones and just wondering if the older lot here use more enanced bios 

[Simo86]

no before my age range was 18-23 got all the uni students etc but i changed my age to 25 to get some older ones and just wondering if the older lot here use more enanced bios 

I'm 28, have no bio and my matches are plentiful

[Facecloth]

Anyone matched with a pub yet?