The Tinder Thread

[STEVIE B]

Anyone matched with a pub yet?

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That's a boozer in Great Bowden, nr Mkt Harborough. Not a bad pub !

[General Smuts]

I'm 28, have no bio and my matches are plentiful

I'm 27 and have a picture of Joe 90s boss as my profile pic. My caption says 'I can't wait to disappoint you sexually'

Rolling in matches.

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[Stadt]

Anyone matched with a pub yet?

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The tinder thread all ways delivers unlike Leeds fox

[StanSP]

#TinderLikeSmutsOnFacebook

 

 

 

[General Smuts]

#TinderLikeSmutsOnFacebook

 

 

 

 

 

#TinderLikeSmutsOnFacebook

 

That'll be a bloody goldmine.

[ScouseFox]

just left swiped a girl called Forrest fûcks sake think of all the fun we could've had

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I've matched with arguably the best arse I've ever seen and it isn't a bot despite my initial concerns.

[ScouseFox]

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[Miquel The Work Geordie]

taken from instagram, will post a screeny of the match in two secs

 

 

 

 

 

She has some pretty odd eyelashes going on in some of her other pics like but like Craig David I came for the booty and I matched with the booty.

[GingerrrFox]

taken from instagram, will post a screeny of the match in two secs

She has some pretty odd eyelashes going on in some of her other pics like but like Craig David I came for the booty and I matched with the booty.

I'd love a go on that. Easily the hottest girl so far.

[ScouseFox]

jesus. you could balance all my worldly possessions on that. the last line of her bio really made me laugh but i ain't got a clue why

don't blame you, we all aim to live like craig david

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

beautician mixed race

 

im a bootycian

Edited 15 November 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[GingerrrFox]

beautician mixed race

If you smash it, you are basically God.

[ScouseFox]

beautician more like bootycian ey boys

great minds man great minds

[ScouseFox]

If you smash it, you are basically God.

im a god

a day late bro

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

If you smash it, you are basically God.

 

Ahaaaa there is absolutely no chance I'm talking to her, the reason I know she isn't a bot is because she liked a photo of my hungover bonce this morning - that was my opening and like Cardiff City under Dave Jones I bottled it. 

[GingerrrFox]

Tell her Caramel Latte's are your favourite drink. See if she gets it.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

I will say this for her she looks miles better without a tonne of slap on.

 

I'll put my tampon back in now, boys.

[ScouseFox]

you're Cardiff City under dave Jones

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

 

 

This is the one I want to marry, feel free to go for the snapchat add gents

Edited 15 November 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

also do you post moments on tinder you dirty dog

[GingerrrFox]

I will say this for her she looks miles better without a tonne of slap on.

I'll put my tampon back in now, boys.

**** that give her the "I'm not Andrex but I'd be all up in that booty" line.

[ScouseFox]

wow you got laura 23 out the system sharpish you sleaze

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

course i post moments so i can get affirmation on my appearance from people that look like this

 

 

wow you got laura 23 out the system sharpish you sleaze

 

na truth be told son im struggling big time, she bowled me over but a swipe never hurt nobody

 

WHERES MY TAMPON

Edited 15 November 2014 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[ScouseFox]

gotta go old skool and drop her the mirror/arse line, that last picture has her arse in a mirror it's basically like she's asking for it