The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Why even talk about my age, like I Know you? I don't get ya?

lmao ****ing tapped

[Unabomber]

Gotta be honest. I'm yet to find something that pleases me like affligem triple. I know Heineken bought it and it's no longer trapist but it's tasty as ****.

I love a blonde triple.

You had la chouffe? delirirum tremens? st bernardus tripel? st bernardus is my fave.

[Bert]

"hey this app eats my battery add me on whatsapp 077********"

Oh right match my step sister then carry on wording other girls up!

[Unabomber]

Oh right match my step sister then carry on wording other girls up!

She is the one pal, hence lack of any pics of our convos etc. She is great. What we doing for christmas mate mine or yours? xxx

[SystonFox]

Oh right match my step sister then carry on wording other girls up!

Haven't you heard him wording your sister up yet? Una have a word.

[StanSP]

Oh right match my step sister then carry on wording other girls up!

 

Can't believe you're letting this guy just enter your life and doing nothing about it Bert. 

[Finnegan]

You had la chouffe? delirirum tremens? st bernardus tripel? st bernardus is my fave.

They have la choufre in Criterion. Yum yum.

[Unabomber]

They have la choufre in Criterion. Yum yum.

I hear you're asking for my identity?

[Stadt]

Matches a bird then carries on wording others, says it all.

[Finnegan]

I hear you're asking for my identity?

Stalking the shit out of you.

[Bert]

She is the one pal, hence lack of any pics of our convos etc. She is great. What we doing for christmas mate mine or yours? xxx

We'll do it at yours BRO then we ain't gotta do a big Christmas shop.

[GingerrrFox]

We'll do it at yours BRO then we ain't gotta do a big Christmas shop.

 

Man like Bert fleecing his brother in law already. Bail out Una, you'll be paying for his ticket on the first family away day at this rate.

[Asha]

Haha can just picture a family away day at Reading

 

Actually I don't know what Una looks like but I've been imagining it's something close to Seth Green.

Wait how gay does that sound

[Finnegan]

Haha can just picture a family away day at Reading

Actually I don't know what Una looks like but I've been imagining it's something close to Seth Green.

Wait how gay does that sound

Very.

[ACF]

Oh right match my step sister then carry on wording other girls up!

If one post could sum up the whole thread...

[FoxInTheBirstallBox]

Whose going to own up then??

http://uniladmag.com/articles/a-woman-live-tweets-a-tinder-date-going-horribly-wrong/

[Wrighty22]

Whose going to own up then??

http://uniladmag.com/articles/a-woman-live-tweets-a-tinder-date-going-horribly-wrong/

That's hilarious.

[StanSP]

Whose going to own up then??

http://uniladmag.com/articles/a-woman-live-tweets-a-tinder-date-going-horribly-wrong/

 

Des, what you playing at?

[Unabomber]

Haha can just picture a family away day at Reading

Actually I don't know what Una looks like but I've been imagining it's something close to Seth Green.

Wait how gay does that sound

Well for a start I'm black.

[General Smuts]

Well for a start I'm black.

So is Lovedays heart post Laura 23

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[Unabomber]

They have la choufre in Criterion. Yum yum.

Can we stop beating around the bush I know what is happening here. Just ask me on the date and I will be there, pizza and la chouffe yum yum.

[Finnegan]

Can we stop beating around the bush I know what is happening here. Just ask me on the date and I will be there, pizza and la chouffe yum yum.

My head is killing me.

[Unabomber]

Col city fan is a ****ing clueless cvnt.

Absolute retards. I don't know what game they even watch.

Edited 16 November 2014 by Unabomber

[Finnegan]

Col city fan is a ****ing clueless cvnt.

Absolute retards. I don't know what game they even watch.

**** man, I'd post that sober.

I sent much worse last night looking at my phone. Oh dear.

[StanSP]

 

 

Wow loveday why did you let her go. She's beautiful. You silly.