The Tinder Thread

[SystonFox]

yasssss dez

[EnderbyFox]

I bet you changed your profile picture to yourself, Michelle and Kelly. You'll be up to your nuts in sluts before you know it- G'warn Des!

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

des heeded my advice and now hes turned into a sex pest story of my life

[SystonFox]

Change your pic to black and white they said. Up to your nuts in sluts they never said

[Des.]

i just pray to god all 3 of them are not bots

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Change your pic to black and white they said. Up to your nuts in sluts they never said

 

i said hed be doing more rogering than federer if he changed to moody b and w

[SystonFox]

i said hed be doing more rogering than federer if he changed to moody b and w

He's almost won tinder. Never seen a turn around like this. Not since Smuts circa 4 days ago

[DennisNedry]

whenever im in a bar or nightspot like liquidenvy trying to tap the totty, i go for something more natural, like Stan's pint-in-hand effort

 

please stop i can't even see anymore

[Samilktray]

Aaaawwwwwwwwwww yeah

[Des.]

4th match now gotta give credit where its due, changing the pic was gold MTWG

Worth pointing out the first 3 were bots, typical but onwards and upwards

Edited 21 November 2014 by Des.

[MPH]

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Could this be my Laura, 23?

She looks like one of them two horses legs people from the lion the witch and the wardrobe

[orangecity23]

She looks like one of them two horses legs people from the lion the witch and the wardrobe

 

I wonder if he centaur a message?

[Smudge]

Desmond, where's Molly?

[ozleicester]

des take a black and white photo from your best angle and bang you'll have more dates than i'll have linkedjn connections

 

 

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Edited 21 November 2014 by ozleicester

[StanSP]

B2

Bloody Stan and his pint in hand pose

 

Try it though. You can't lose!

[General Smuts]

Was all ready to hand over my Phoenix trophy to Desmond until the bot revelations. So close!

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[Mike Oxlong]

Des, if the Alpha male approach doesn't work you need to attack the sympathy angle.

Getting a pic of yourself on life support might just reel em in.

[Simo86]

Des, you need a pic of you carrying a big fvck off boulder...seems to work for me!

Also a pic of this guy helps...

[EnderbyFox]

 

 

Change your profile pic to this Des and you'll be raking it in son 

[babylad92]

24, 6ft3

 

My advice for you is to use that to your advantage. I am also 6 foot 3 but only 21 years old so I changed it to 25 to match with older ladies until I deleted my account. Make sure women know you're 6"3'. 

 

Also, always specify something you don't want in women. This will make you look picky and therefore desirable to women. 

 

I've just seen your picture, you're a good-looking lad. Go young padawan.

 

Edit: Lucky you, Des! I found a picture of my profile I sent to a mate. Use this as a template and let us all know how it goes. 

 

 

Regards

Edited 21 November 2014 by babylad92

[Finnegan]

Straight up Loveday

[Brenfox]

Change your profile pic to this Des and you'll be raking it in son

Wow now there's a pic of a man that doesn't need to say he rapes corpses. If I was a corpse I'd be disappointed if he didn't rape me.

[ACF]

Loveday, 25

Edited 21 November 2014 by ACF

[EnderbyFox]

MTWG strikes me as a guy who prefers to be little spoon though

[ScouseFox]

mtwg is a crazy feminist