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SOCCERROO FOX

The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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I think LCFC Desire had a lucky escape by not meeting that woman the other day.

Unfortunately it looks like Steve Guppy's Left Foot took the bait and is currently on his way to Mexico bagged & gagged.

He's dead mate, I was swiping left on tinder and my sky news app popped up with the news. I was devastated, it knocked me right off my swing and I accidentally swiped right to some whale.

I've unmatched the ones I did have, days passed and they didn't reply to any messages

I don't get that, why match you if they won't respond. You need a better opening line I bet.

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Miquel The Work Geordie

Miquel The Work Geordie

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Cmaaaooaan Desmondo. Like Una said go for something in a pic, my last few ive just been asking for hangover remedies and doing alright.

If all else fails, the tried and tested "you're very attractive" somehow got me a date / turned me into some kind of booty call (and I loved it; see earlier pages) so I'm still partial to using that from time to time.

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Fox92

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I always go for something in the pic or maybe something if there's a mutual interest? I might try the attractive line as stated above and on one of the previous pages, but I somehow think that wouldn't come off for me!

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Gary Eatfood

Gary Eatfood

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Any opening line suggestions? (I may regret this question but desperate times)

I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said "how do I look?" Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say "go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny"? No. You'd say 'You look nice... John'

I've been using this on POF, works quite well although very few actually realise where the quote is from.

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