The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Yeah I was well ****ed

[Des.]

Had 3 matches today and all 3 have unmatched me after my first message

[Manwell Pablo]

Had 3 matches today and all 3 have unmatched me after my first message

 wtf did you say

[ScouseFox]

deffo went with mtwg's i rape corpses special 

[StanSP]

Had 3 matches today and all 3 have unmatched me after my first message

 

Was it that 'me and you. Nice.' line ?

[Des.]

wtf did you say

I tried the "whats happening" line twice and the other was the "2 things I like about you" line. No sense of humour I guess

[Simo86]

I tried the "whats happening" line twice and the other was the "2 things I like about you" line. No sense of humour I guess

Des you need to use the "I'm organising a charity concert" line works more times than not

[Des.]

Des you need to use the "I'm organising a charity concert" line works more times than not

Ok 2 new matches, pretty sure they are bots but I'm trying that line

[Simo86]

you go get 'em kid

[ACF]

on which page can we find phoebe 19

Probably on the post with my phone number I edited!

[Des.]

you go get 'em kid

Both unmatched me, FML

[ScouseFox]

oh desmond 182 pages and we're still not successful. keep trying though the whole thread is behind you 

[Simo86]

Both unmatched me, FML

I don't know what to say......

[Des.]

oh desmond 182 pages and we're still not successful. keep trying though the whole thread is behind you 

trying to be funny never seems to work for me

[ScouseFox]

I don't know what to say......

trying to be funny never seems to work for me

 

we've tried bloody everything! 

[Des.]

tbh I think statistically I've been more successful just throwing out compliments than attempts at being witty, either that or the girls I'm trying to be witty to are too far up their own backsides to take a joke

[StanSP]

tbh I think statistically I've been more successful just throwing out compliments than attempts at being witty, either that or the girls I'm trying to be witty to are too far up their own backsides to take a joke

 

Careful.

 

If you're too complimentary you get tagged as soggy

[DennisNedry]

I really don't know how to feel about Simo.

 

On the one hand, I'm kind of routing for him in his tinder escapades.

 

On the other hand, I sort of resent him for being so picturesque and successful with big breasted strumpets. 

[Simo86]

I really don't know how to feel about Simo.

 

On the one hand, I'm kind of routing for him in his tinder escapades.

 

On the other hand, I sort of resent him for being so picturesque and successful with big breasted strumpets. 

go with your gut

 

Seeing Chebby Chase tomorrow now potentially 

[One Legged Beaver]

tbh I think statistically I've been more successful just throwing out compliments than attempts at being witty, either that or the girls I'm trying to be witty to are too far up their own backsides to take a joke

 

You could try the ol' reliable, "Do you like bread?"

 

The only line that actually consistently gets me replies!

[Brenfox]

Des the "hey what's happenin" clearly isn't working. I'd go for something using the words funky & spunky. They'll be no unmatching then my friend.

[Simo86]

Just matched with Sophie, 24 who I was convinced was a bot but no!!

This reply as well

[Benji]

Epic fail on my part.  In an attempt to make the power round quicker I copy and pasted the concert line.  Needless to say I forgot to change the name.  Me and you, Des, we'll be alright.

[EnderbyFox]

Attractive, Irish accent, good sense of humour. You've struck gold there Simo lad, never let go. 

[HEGGSY]

**** off Simo