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SOCCERROO FOX

The Tinder Thread

By SOCCERROO FOX, in General Chat

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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Just a tip, Des, if you're actually aspiring to meet any of these ladies, try being yourself and NOT using an awful line for the bants. lol

Even MTWG, Simo and UB use fairly normal / not completely sleazy openings when they like the look of a match.

That's news to me.
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Grandad.

Grandad.

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problem is G'dad they arent going to be looking at their tinder on this night out so its unlikely you will match them unless you are still in their search radii when they return home hanging out their arse.

 

as Una once said. Sloots gonna sloot

 

Well I matched a good 4 sluts in there Saturday, and pested the shit out of them yesterday whilst hanging out of my arse. 

 

Banned from Hakamou, serious low point in my life. 

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Soar Fox

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barred forever? so impressive always wanted to be permanently barred from somewhere but never managed it. best effort is being ejected through the side door three times in half an hour one night.

Nah just got told to come back when I was a bit more sober.

There was a nightclub in Leicester called Life got barred from there forever. It even changed its name & owners twice, but still I was barred as they kept the same doorman.

Most of the doorman in Leicester are d!ckheads.

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SystonFox

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Join the club mate. Got barred from there myself on Reece Lesters stag do for doing kick ups with a bears bollock cocktail.

That's the minimum requirement of a bears bollock. Drink it then do keepy uppies in a circle with the lads. Get two or more on the go too

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ScouseFox

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Nah just got told to come back when I was a bit more sober.

There was a nightclub in Leicester called Life got barred from there forever. It even changed its name & owners twice, but still I was barred as they kept the same doorman.

Most of the doorman in Leicester are d!ckheads.

 

ahh fair game. yeah getting kicked out of places happens regularly amongst our mates, best is one mate for pissing in a bin because the toilet attendant wouldn't let him in the toilet. 

 

doormen are such oddballs, they're either ridiculously sound once you get to know them, let you jump a queue, don't id you or anyone you're with, let you in for free etc or they just tell you to **** off every time for literally no reason lol. usually the latter. 

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