The Tinder Thread

[Unabomber]

Talking of losing heads, check Bert losing his on Twitter to me.

link?

[Grandad.]

link?

 

www.twitter.com/lost3-1commentonoppositionfansandmyheadsgone

[Voll Blau]

Come on lads - less footy bantz, more sideways slants please /

[ScouseFox]

just power rounded the shit out of leicester for the first time. now we wait for the matches.

[Grandad.]

PRAY FOR SCOUSE. 

 

Hope you match Des.'s bird Hetty.

[General Smuts]

https://vine.co/v/OvMKOhU3mEw

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[Unabomber]

 

nice new match, she's dutch I dunno what to say? First response I will use.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

/ love bad

[Guest ttfn]

Ask her if she tracks runners from midfield.

[Unabomber]

This better work as she is a looker and I really do like her.

 

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

i cant breathe

[General Smuts]

Magical

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[StanSP]

Should have asked her if she's ever done a Dutch Blitz before...

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dutch+Blitz

[Riyad_Suarez]

Should've asked her if your first date will include 'neuken in de keuken'.

 

 

 

 

Failing that ask her if she'd ever heard of a Dutch oven would've been fun....

[Unabomber]

Too late boys. I'll use them when I next match a stunning dutch 8/10.

[Newcastle_Fox]

Just done a power round and mid way through it I realised I swiped yes to the Chloe 22. Let's see if I match - that could be fun!

[ScouseFox]

R y a midfield runnwr has smashed the likes a

[General Smuts]

Just done a power round and mid way through it I realised I swiped yes to the Chloe 22. Let's see if I match - that could be fun!

 

 

MY SWEET ANGEL!!!

 

(What I haven't spoke to in weeks)

[Danno]

[Unabomber]

Put a cute moment on earlier (of my dog) for the first time in about 6 months, it got a lot of likes sure. However I also got unmatched by a load , they obviously thought "ah nice dog let's chat" only to be met by a long forgotten ridiculous opening message from me circa June. No longer let's chat, but block dat. Shame.

[SystonFox]

STRINGER OUT, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Unabomber]

 

 

Lally on the right, what should I say to this solid 8.8/10? (Name 1/10)

[theessexfox]

"You've got a foot on me, Sam, nudge nudge etc.

What have you got in it? Apart from water, obviously. Also, I demand pictures"

 

From Aquarium and Fish Thread

[Des.]

You can call me a christmas tree because you're a present that should be under me

[Unabomber]

You can call me a christmas tree because you're a present that should be under me

Hmmm kinda soggy but I kinda owe it to you after my what happening line has been nothing short of an absolute desaster for you. 

 

Also sex fox I might use that but for like a girl less hot.